The Human API

Greetings /prog/,

I wanted to announce that I've managed to successfully interface a computer with the human body. My test subject was a girl that I kidnapped from a local high school, but I'm sure her family and friends will understand that her participation was needed in the best interest of humanity.

Anyways, I'm in the process of creating a API that will give you direct access to the human body and decided to share it with my friends here at /prog/. With this API, you are free to write scripts, webapps, etc that modify what a person feels, hears, tastes, and smell, etc.

Please submit your suggestions below.

no matter what you do i will always be able to hack ur anus

genetic code?

I wanted to announce that I've managed to successfully interface a computer with the human body.

You stuck your dick in the floppy drive.

>>1
Are you from xkcd?

>>2
$ telnet my-anus
my-anus/telnet: Name or service not known

>>5 your stuck your hard into the floppy

ftfy

#include <void.h>

>>9
//handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes.

while(!OP.hasBeenTold()) {
   OP.createStupidThread();
}

>>11
When is OP ever told() in this code?

>>12
In another thread.

>>11-12
This code has far worse implications.  If the call to hasBeenTold() does not also reset the status of the OP, the OP will only continue to createStupidThread() endlessly without rest.

Is it going to be LGPL at least?

bump

Will it allow me to rape women in the night and erase all evidence later?

>>14
implying camelCase

>>17
Will it allow me to rape women in the night and erase all evidence later?
I think you're on the wrong board.

I'd surely like to have an enterprise-grade API for MY ANUS

myPenis = Penis.new();

>>19
Haxus.Anus.Flush()?

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:11

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