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The Human API

Name: Science !yOye1X3FSU 2010-04-13 2:52

Greetings /prog/,

I wanted to announce that I've managed to successfully interface a computer with the human body. My test subject was a girl that I kidnapped from a local high school, but I'm sure her family and friends will understand that her participation was needed in the best interest of humanity.

Anyways, I'm in the process of creating a API that will give you direct access to the human body and decided to share it with my friends here at /prog/. With this API, you are free to write scripts, webapps, etc that modify what a person feels, hears, tastes, and smell, etc.

Please submit your suggestions below.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 3:03

no matter what you do i will always be able to hack ur anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 10:37

genetic code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 11:18

I wanted to announce that I've managed to successfully interface a computer with the human body.

You stuck your dick in the floppy drive.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 11:20

>>1
Are you from xkcd?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 11:27

>>2
$ telnet my-anus
my-anus/telnet: Name or service not known

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 11:45

>>5 your stuck your hard into the floppy

ftfy

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 12:44

#include <void.h>

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 17:18

>>9
//handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 16:58

while(!OP.hasBeenTold()) {
   OP.createStupidThread();
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 18:14

>>11
When is OP ever told() in this code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 18:16

>>12
In another thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 18:27

>>11-12
This code has far worse implications.  If the call to hasBeenTold() does not also reset the status of the OP, the OP will only continue to createStupidThread() endlessly without rest.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 18:53

Is it going to be LGPL at least?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 7:07

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 10:55

Will it allow me to rape women in the night and erase all evidence later?

>>14
implying camelCase

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-15 11:12

>>17
Will it allow me to rape women in the night and erase all evidence later?
I think you're on the wrong board.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 2:20

I'd surely like to have an enterprise-grade API for MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 5:15

myPenis = Penis.new();

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-17 6:19

>>19
Haxus.Anus.Flush()?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 6:07

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