The Human API

Greetings /prog/,

I wanted to announce that I've managed to successfully interface a computer with the human body. My test subject was a girl that I kidnapped from a local high school, but I'm sure her family and friends will understand that her participation was needed in the best interest of humanity.

Anyways, I'm in the process of creating a API that will give you direct access to the human body and decided to share it with my friends here at /prog/. With this API, you are free to write scripts, webapps, etc that modify what a person feels, hears, tastes, and smell, etc.

Please submit your suggestions below.

>>11-12
This code has far worse implications.  If the call to hasBeenTold() does not also reset the status of the OP, the OP will only continue to createStupidThread() endlessly without rest.