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Your pointless projects

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 4:20

I worked on my pointless project of programming a terminal emulator with crude AI and a personality.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 4:27

Why would anyone work on a pointless project when there are so many fun, useful projects that need doing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 4:42

>>2
:V

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 4:49

>>2
HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 5:10

apologies for [b][u]diafire.com link
http://www.mediafire.com/?w2yzrjmtyfg

run peparse.exe in DOSbox

16bit C app compiled with Open Watcom
which loads 16bit assembler code
that switches to protected mode and loads 32bit assembler code
which loads a 32bit-msvc compiled .exe file and calls one of its exported functions

no i dont remember what i was smoking
or how to recompile the damn thing

but looks like i read my TAOCP that day ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 5:18

>>5

TRUE EXPERT PROGRAMMER SIGHTED

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 5:30

>>5
GLOBAL zun
EXPORT zun
Hello ZUN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 5:33

a Perl program that kept track of all the other things I needed to do

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 6:17

>>7

It's da-ze!

Now that I got that out of my system, I think we should leave the /jp/ stuff in /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 7:22

da-ze! MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 7:30

>>7

I wonder if Zun names the variables in his programs after Touhous, just for the hell of it.

for (cirno = 0; cirno < 10; cirno++)
{
    ...
}

int *reimu = malloc (16 * sizeof (int));

etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 11:03

for (mukyu = 0; mukyu < 10; mukyu++)
{
    ...
}

int *mukyuuu = malloc (16 * sizeof (int));

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 12:57

>>8

I wrote a program in C that sounds similar. Mine is probably less useful than yours, however.

Basically, it's just a todo list implemented as a stack. The idea is that you'll never get anything done if you spend too much trying to decide what to do first. With a stack, I can just push everything that I need to do onto it and store it in a text file.

If you want to know what to do next, a function reads the task on the top of the stack. Once you've completed the task, you can pop the value, removing it from the todo list and pushing it onto a "database" (just a text file of tasks with dates) of completed tasks. I also added a randomize function to the todo list, since otherwise you could intentionally order things, defeating the whole purpose of the program.

So yeah, it's pretty ugly and very simplistic, but it gets the job done in a pinch. Anything more would be a bit unwieldy for a command line program. One of these days, I'll get around to making a more complex GUI-based todo "list" (I guess "web" or "net" would be a better descriptor) that would incorporate useful things like:
dependency trees ("I can't write this program until I learn the specifics of sql queries," for example)
time-specific importance ranking ("buying food before I starve" would be more important than "fixing my headphones")
lists within lists, allowing me to break any project down into a series of smaller and smaller parts
various other database-related functions to help me decide what I should do

It's going to revolutionize the way I work, just you wait!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 13:54

>>13
>"buying food before I starve" would be more important than "fixing my headphones")

Logic error.

Care to share the source? :>

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 14:15

>>13
"buying food before I starve"
Do you really need a to-do list entry for that? Are you living in some fairyland full of lambdas, linuxes and unicorns?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 14:47

unicorns
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY AAH LOVE

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 14:54

>>16

Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 15:25

>>15
Are you living in some fairyland full of lambdas, linuxes and unicorns?

im a wizzard asshole!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 15:45

>>17
Fuck off, ``faggot''

Name: >>19 2010-03-27 15:53

Not authentic. Also, >>16 was a shitpost anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 20:49

All of my projects are rather pointless, unfortunately.  Perhaps I will have some decent skills one day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 22:16

A program that uses a stack-based instruction set as DNA in a sexed evolution of the best algorithm for playing tic-tac-toe.

An operating system written in x86_64-assembly (named YHBT).

A SNUSP-interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-27 23:13

>>19
Hax my anus, UMH memesmith

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 0:30

It's something in Java3D.  It doesn't get any more pointless than that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 0:42

>>24
I don't know, ColdFusion is pretty pointless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 1:17

>>11
for (auto cirno = 0; cirno < 10; cirno++) {
    ...
}

int *reimu = malloc(16 * sizeof(decltype(cirno)));

Name: Parumu 2010-03-28 2:33

>>26
reimu
cirno
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 5:00

I'm developing a greasemonkey script  which will make links to threads from /subject.txt . Pretty pointless, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 9:58

>>11-12,26-27

I'm surprised no one has commented on my incredibly obvious pun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 10:52

>>29

Cirno will be 10 after the loop has finished?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 11:06

why is toho chirno 9 plz explain

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 11:09

Not really a programming project, but I'm making a big database for a modified ELIZA. I'm pouring myself into it so that it will survive when I'm gone. I've been doing this for over a year now and it's a 17MB file now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 11:27

>>33
I look forward to seeing a bot with all the personality of a basement-dwelling neckbeard posting on here when you finally top yourself off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 12:20

>>34
Excuse me, I do not have a neckbeard, nor do I dwell underground. The misery of my existence is skilfully concealed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 12:45

Most of my pointless projects involve re-inventing somebody else's wheel because I can't be arsed to learn their shit-weird API/plugin system

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