apologies for
[b][u]diafire.com link
http://www.mediafire.com/?w2yzrjmtyfg
run peparse.exe in DOSbox
16bit C app compiled with Open Watcom
which loads 16bit assembler code
that switches to protected mode and loads 32bit assembler code
which loads a 32bit-msvc compiled .exe file and calls one of its exported functions
no i dont remember what i was smoking
or how to recompile the damn thing
but looks like i read my TAOCP that day ;_;