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Anti-meta thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 2:58

I'm tired of meta-jokes and jokes about jokes.  Can we just go back to plain old jokes?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 3:31

Two jokes walk into a bar.  After a few drinks, the first joke starts raucously delivering best-in-class enterprise solutions.  So the bartender says to the second joke, ``Hey, what's with your friend?''.  The second joke replies, ``Well, you see, sir, MY OTHER JOKE IS A JDK.''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 5:29

>>2
I think I just "leveraged some of my core skillsets" if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 10:05

>>2
Joke, jar, jdr?

no

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 10:11

*KNOCK KNOCK*
Who's there?
Your mother
Your mother who?
I fucked her last night!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 10:42

>>3
I'd do some team synergy and take a hot Japanese girl to the next level, if you catch my drift.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 15:42

>>2
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 15:48

>>7
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 15:51

>>8

I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 16:36

>>8,9
Don't let (contemporary views on (love and sexuality)) and heteronormative gender roles diminish your happiness, >>8-kun!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 16:38

>>10
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 16:41

>>8

    "In that direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives Anonymous: and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives tripfags. Visit either you like: they're both faggots."

    "But I don't want to go among faggots," Alice remarked.

    "Oh, you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all faggots here. I'm a faggot. You're a faggot."

    "How do you know I'm a faggot?" said Alice.

    "You must be, said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 17:18

>>12
It's almost like a koan

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 17:45

>>10
i have no happiness, i am a machine built for killing php, java, and python programmers. i will destroy the faggots and use their organic pieces for cyborg production.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 18:21

>>14
¼ of /prog/ will thusly die. Fortunately that's only one person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 19:15

>>14
No, John. You are the php, java and python programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 19:19

>>15
damn, and i was hopeing to see some action.

oh well just because of one person, i might aswell just stay at home and browse ogrish.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 20:03

>>15
So DQN is larger than /prog/? Unlikely.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 21:02

>>2,4

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. JDK stands for Java Development Kit
2. .jar stands for Java Archive, a format used to distribute Java applications
3. Java is a joke

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 21:06

My other jar is a ENTERPRISE Java Developer Resource

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 21:13

>>19
Thanks, Joke-explainer, but I think we got it where we = posters - >>4

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 21:22

>>21

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. >>4 did not appear to get the Java reference
2. >>21 is alluding to this

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 22:04

>>22

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. The format mimics post >>19, demonstrating meta-humor
2. The post serves as an explanation, which >>21 was criticizing in the first place
3. This is precisely what the thread topic was meant to avoid

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 22:49

>>23

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. The post chastises >>22 for making use of meta-humor
2. >>23 is, meanwhile, making use of the same meta-humor that he is arguing against

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 1:05

Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 8:30

>>25

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. This post is meta-humor but directed at breaking the patter of previous meta-humor displayed in obvious meta humor displayed in posts: >>24, >>23, >>22, and >>19
2. Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 13:51

>>27

This is actually more clever than one might realize from a glance.

1. It is self-referential, not requiring a context in order to display meta-humour, thus creating some kind of meta-meta-humour (and inferring that this process could be recursive).
2. Given the context of this thread, the meta-meta-humour is only strengthened.
3. The poster is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:43

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