Anti-meta thread

I'm tired of meta-jokes and jokes about jokes.  Can we just go back to plain old jokes?

Two jokes walk into a bar.  After a few drinks, the first joke starts raucously delivering best-in-class enterprise solutions.  So the bartender says to the second joke, ``Hey, what's with your friend?''.  The second joke replies, ``Well, you see, sir, MY OTHER JOKE IS A JDK.''.