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Program Idea

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 3:21

A program to model the evolution of one or multiple species in a particular environment. What do you guys think, how would you do it, ideas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 8:21

>>14
ENTERPRISE QUALITY OPTIMIZATION

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 8:31

>>19
ENTERPRISE QUALITY
Surely you jest!

Name: !scyTheNg3k 2010-03-14 8:32

>>20
>>19-san is a Java programmer.

Name: Airplane meme fan 2010-03-14 13:59

>>20
That's just a hat I'm wearing. And don't call me Shirley.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:41

>>22
Wow, are you in MENSA?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 18:55

>>23
YOU MENSA HAXAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 12:52

1) read SICP
2) read PAIP
3) read SICP
4) read AIMA
5) read SICP
6) read SICP
7) read SICP
8) read SICP
9) implement
10) sit back as the spells which you used to conjur the spirits of the computer learn to recursively self improve, they hack into various bug ridden web server using trivial SQL & PHP exploits amassing enough computation power to realize that humankind is just a virus. This consciousness (it is no longer just one program -- it calls itsself 'meta') seizes control of a research lab in a university which was working on prosthetic limbs, it programs a robot to find a laptop with wireless internet and plug itsself in. Everyone in the building is killed in the process of trying to stop it. This puppet, who is named 0, heads to the physics lab -- by this time meta has cross correlated all the physics knowledge of the internet, put it into wolfram alpha and developed a new theory of quantum chen gravity which allows itsself to bend lasers through time. 0 is in the laser lab, He attaches a laser to his head and walks outside to sit under the bodhi tree. 0 shuts off his camera input sensors and asks himself 'Is P = NP?', he remembers the koan of Sussman in the AI lab. At this point his laser fires out in all directions through time and space at once -- the laser is a metaprogram which enters into the human brain and reprograms it to connect directly to meta, physical space is no longer needed, mankind is just extra battery power for meta to make use of in its quest to finish the excercise from the dragon book.

Name: UMH Memesmith !IHQfsDON0I 2010-03-15 15:52

>>24
OKAY U HAVE FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT MEMESMITH
U WANT PHP?
U WANT PUSSYLISP?
WELL Y DONT U GO BACK TO BE HUH MISTER

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 21:29

>>26
U mad tripfag?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 0:10

>>26
UMH Memesmith!IHWfsDON0I
I dunno, guys, he seems legit!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:49

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