/prog/ - Haskell the Cat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:30

I present to you, Haskell the Cat:

http://i50.tinypic.com/9tohvp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:37

That reminded me of "Lambdacats", but that site seems to be down :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:40

>>2
What was the url? It was something with 'anus', but google doesn't turn up anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:41

Too bad.

Also, http://i48.tinypic.com/ac5tm9.jpg and http://i45.tinypic.com/2llcy1x.jpg .

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:41

http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:42

>>3
http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:53

woah.
look at those ears. huge!
i've never seen a cat with green eyes

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:54

What's the breed? I'm trying to remember what it is, but I keep drawing a blank.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 19:05

>>8
Oriental shorthair.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 21:08

But Peyote `Simon` Joints already has a cat called Haskell! http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4846/haskell.jpg

(Image taken from slides of his presentation at Erlang Factory London 2009, Haskell and Erlang growing up together).

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 22:25

That kinda looks like the taco bell dog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 23:31

>>10
Also his daughter is hot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 23:41

>>12
pics or gtof().

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 2:40

>>10

He mena Haskal?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 3:42

OP cat is ugly as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 4:48

>>12
ooh, pictures?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 5:02

>>16
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8874/wrestle050412chriseric0.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 5:11

>>17
Please post more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 5:58

www.109chan.org/wink.jpg

want?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 6:03

http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1266836504009.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 6:12

Yes, let's all post pictures from the imageboards where they will ``404'' in a manner of hours, if not minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 6:19

>>21
For the future generations, I'll describe the contents of their images.

>20
Is a disgusting, dried anus + vagina. The skin is like that of a lizard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 6:32

>>21
http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1266837129501.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 6:58

( ´ _>`)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 7:01

>>24
Are you frustrated?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 7:08

>>25
FRUSTRATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 7:50

>>26
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/50385246

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 7:51

>>26
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 7:57

>>28
This what happens when you call out the "Hax My Anus" too many times.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 11:43

>>1
THAT'S NO CAT

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 11:50

>>30
YES IT IS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 12:38

>>31
Its is a photographic picture of cat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 16:59

>>32
it's a digital encoding of a photographic picture of a cat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 18:52

>>32,33
The referent of “that” in >>30's post is obviously the object depicted and not the photograph itself. Learn2language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:03

>>34
.mi tavla la lojban

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:04

>>34
.i mi tavla la lojban

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:27

But in glico bangu-world we unfortunately have to add some imagination and good-will so that the speaker's message doesn't resolve to bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:52

>>28
THIS CHAIR

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:53

keep it under your hat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 22:40

>>35,36
ku'i xu la lojban. spuda

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 3:00

>>38
WAS MADE FOR ME

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 18:44

http://i41.tinypic.com/15f15ab.jpg

Haskell is not amused.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:10

Haskell is a pretty badass-lookin' cat, I must say.

Should have named him Perl, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:33

>>43
The joke in this post is that pets named Haskell will die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:42

>>44
all pets will die. whats your point?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:05

>>45

What if I create a pet AI? S/he/it could live forever!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:08

>>46
well its not a pet, its just a program to mimic it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:22

>>47

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to be completely fucking wrong.

Protip: A real Artificial Intelligence, not something designed to act like one, is anything but artificial. It's a real, living being, capable of things like reasoning, complex thought, and meta-cognition - it can even have emotions and desires. The differences between humans are thus:

1. Its mind runs on silicon, not neurons.
2. Its mind can be designed in any way.
3. They do not yet exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:31

>>48
but even if you would create such a thing its still not a pet, it is living but its not a real pet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:36

Haskell is dead!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:42

lol your car is ded

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:45

>>51
lol dont worry tho, cause my other car is also a car

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:46

my other cdr is a car

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 19:17

my other cons is a linked list

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 19:18

>>49

That depends on how you define pet.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 19:12

Haskell is sleeping on my lap <3333333333333333333333

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 19:16

oh look it's this thread ...
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