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Haskell the Cat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 18:30

I present to you, Haskell the Cat:

http://i50.tinypic.com/9tohvp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 3:00

>>38
WAS MADE FOR ME

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 18:44

http://i41.tinypic.com/15f15ab.jpg

Haskell is not amused.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:10

Haskell is a pretty badass-lookin' cat, I must say.

Should have named him Perl, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:33

>>43
The joke in this post is that pets named Haskell will die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 17:42

>>44
all pets will die. whats your point?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:05

>>45

What if I create a pet AI? S/he/it could live forever!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:08

>>46
well its not a pet, its just a program to mimic it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:22

>>47

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to be completely fucking wrong.

Protip: A real Artificial Intelligence, not something designed to act like one, is anything but artificial. It's a real, living being, capable of things like reasoning, complex thought, and meta-cognition - it can even have emotions and desires. The differences between humans are thus:

1. Its mind runs on silicon, not neurons.
2. Its mind can be designed in any way.
3. They do not yet exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:31

>>48
but even if you would create such a thing its still not a pet, it is living but its not a real pet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:36

Haskell is dead!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:42

lol your car is ded

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:45

>>51
lol dont worry tho, cause my other car is also a car

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 18:46

my other cdr is a car

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 19:17

my other cons is a linked list

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 19:18

>>49

That depends on how you define pet.

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-09-09 12:48

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 19:12

Haskell is sleeping on my lap <3333333333333333333333

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 19:16

oh look it's this thread ...
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