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Question from a noob

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:01

Why are you guys such fags?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:10

Post an AskReddit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:32

My uncle used to hunt for gold in South Dakota and as a gift he gave me a really small gold nugget.
I was like "hell yeah imma send it in to one of those gold exchange programs"
and for whatever reason I thought it would be funny if I swallowed it, shat it out and THEN sent it to them.
Originally I had no intention of following through with it. But I decided that my life would be a whole lot more interesting if I actually followed through with shit like that.

So I swallowed it and watched my shit carefully in the following days. I finally saw a sparkle in my turd, so I picked it out with tweezers, dropped it in a baggie and sent it off.

They sent me a check for $12. True story.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 6:14

>>3
What's the point?

Name: prog 2010-02-16 10:44

>>4
If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:43

>>2
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to spend 100 hours on reddit, but take it from this old reddit rat, I've spent my entire adult life in the reddit, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only train one part of your mind (and that's all a single exercise like redditors is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

Redditors basically only train the liberal part of the brain and to some extent, the love of bacon. What you really want to do is train your entire mind, all the major thought groups (democrat, republican, Christian, atheist, etc.) at the same time, over the course of a workout. And don't forget your pornographic work!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with the internet, eating right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good reddit, with qualified trainers who will design your programs for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for mental fitness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or being a crazy fanatic the first time you walk into the reddit. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and do it! :-)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:27

>>6
What's the source? I believe this originated from an occult website.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:30

>>7
Its a strange place. Full of memes, novelty accounts, and the weirdest of them all the Cuil ratings. Its at http://www.reddit.com
Enter at your own peril, and forget your sanity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:32

http://i.imgur.com/ILVSb.jpg <--The old reddit rat >>6

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:41

>>9
I want a rat :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 19:20

>>9
I should make a similar picture, but with my hamster. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 19:23

>>11
Please do! I wish to see it browsing /frog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 19:53

>>12
U MENA /grog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 0:52

>>12,13
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:48

>>14
I refuse to go away until I witness >>11-kun's hamster browsing the Internet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 10:18

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 10:59

>>16
So... code poorly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 12:42

>>17
zing!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 13:25

>>17
not just poorly. leah culver is a good example of what is meant by that. she's known for coding but she doesn't actually write any code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 15:00

>>19
she's known for coding but she doesn't actually write any code.

is anyone known for coding but actually writes code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 15:18

>>16
Am I the only one that keeps reading this domain as "imgrunnur"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 15:43

>>21
No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 15:45

>>11
Where is the hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 16:37

>>23
YHBT, he never had a hamster

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 16:47

>>24
No I do. He's just sleeping in his tank in his apple. wwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 16:56

>>25
WELL POST PHOTOS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 17:02

>>26
Can't. I'm not even at home. I'll post one picture sometime later tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 17:29

>>27
So how would you know what he's doing, huh?
I'm eagerly awaiting them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 17:37

>>28
haha YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 18:19

>>29
No, I refuse to believe people on here are so cruel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 19:48

>>30
Implying that /prog/ is somehow not infested but the ilk that makes up the rest of 4chon

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 20:08

>>31
'> newfag can't greentext

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 20:14

>>32
# olry???

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 20:21

>>31
Well, would you be heartless enough to troll about having a hamster? I don't think so, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 20:39

>>34
You sir are correct; I'd have let my cat chase the hamster and take pictures for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 21:22

>>35
Wouldn't that be dangerous, though?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 21:45

not good enough!  fat chic with a hamster stuck in a roll

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 0:07

>>30
Nah. I really do have a hamster. Here's a pic for proof: http://i46.tinypic.com/np2tkx.jpg >>29 wasn't me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 0:24

Hamsters are for faggotsTM

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 0:37

>>39
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 3:22

>>39
U MENA GERBILS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 4:39

>>38
sick fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 6:24

>>38
Awwww. I'd still like some more recent and hi-res photos, if you would be so kind.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 8:07

>>39
Real male role models keep capybaras.

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-10-23 11:25

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:40

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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