My uncle used to hunt for gold in South Dakota and as a gift he gave me a really small gold nugget.
I was like "hell yeah imma send it in to one of those gold exchange programs"
and for whatever reason I thought it would be funny if I swallowed it, shat it out and THEN sent it to them.
Originally I had no intention of following through with it. But I decided that my life would be a whole lot more interesting if I actually followed through with shit like that.
So I swallowed it and watched my shit carefully in the following days. I finally saw a sparkle in my turd, so I picked it out with tweezers, dropped it in a baggie and sent it off.