/prog/ - What language are you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 13:55

What programming language are you, /frog/?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/language_quiz.php

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:01

Apparently, I'm SmallTalk.
How many possible solutions are there?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:02

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:08

it says I'm lisp

also it is from 2006, IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:20

I'm PHP
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:30

BASH & Python & Java

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:37

Assembly bitches!

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/language/assembly.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:50

I am Prolog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:51

I'm haskell because I'm a dead dog (what did you expect, something funny?.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:54

I'm all of them!

Name: >>9 2010-02-15 14:55

Damn it, turns out I'm C++ .

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 14:59

>>9
Try learning Lisp. It would certainly help with your parantheses.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:03

This test doesn't reflect any of my personal choices :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:05

>>12
you must of no balls!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:21

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are Perl
People have a hard time
understanding you, but you
are always able to help them
with almost all their problems.
References: http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/language/perl.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:21

1001001 100111 1101101 100000 1100010 1101001 1101110 1100001 1110010 1111001 101100 100000 101111 1110000 1110010 1100001 1100111 1110101 1100101 101111

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/language/binary.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:25

>>16
What?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:30

>>17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_%28programing_language%29

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:35

>>18
oh k

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:36

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are JavaScript
People often think you are
somebody else. You tend to be
annoying to most people, but it's
not your fault. You just get used.

Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:51

VISUAL BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 16:31

got Lisp, although i was trying to see if i could get lisp anyway

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 16:32

Question 3 is a stumper. All those characters suck!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 16:37

You are Visual Basic
You have little respect for
common sense. You are
immature, but have recently
begun to grow up.

Well, at least I know i got the “who made this quiz” question right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 16:45

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/language/c.jpg

:'(

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-02-15 17:08

i have "lisp" in this test
because i bad know english
i sad

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:10

what a shit quiz

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:11

>>1
What programming language are you, /frog/?
/frog/?

what the fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:47

*ribbit*

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:58

You are FORTRAN You are an old-timer who likes math and science. Many have heard of you, but few care about you any more.
I don't even know FORTRAN! And I don't really like math.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 18:15

>>28
Haha, thank you for catching that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 18:31

You are C
You do what you're told, even when you know the result will be bad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 22:09

You are Python You are slower than others, but easier to understand. You are a minimalist, who doesn't like clutter.

wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 22:13

You are BlitzBasic
You deliver innovative concepts that simply cannot be found anywhere else, taking an art form to its apex, replacing scientists with artists and generally being a massive faggot.

Name: !scyTheNg3k 2010-02-15 23:12

You are Smalltalk
You prefer to treat everyone equally, but the lack of individuality makes everyone feel like objects.

...you know, I think this quiz turned out to be a better criticism of the way I interact with people than anything I've seen in years.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 23:44

You are BBCODE
You KEEL OTHERS _and _{_eat} ^their [/sup][/sup]flesh[/sup][/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:23

Visual Basic??
Fuck you BBspot. Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 1:57

Smalltalk, which is strange, because all I know about Smalltalk is the fact that it is an OO-language. So my own person is a big mistery to me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 1:58

>>15
this
But I love my C...

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:42

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/language/binary.jpg

:|

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:53

>>29
*reddit*

FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:55

PHP ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I CANT BELIEVE THIS I'm a fucking C / golang programmer IRL

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:14

golang programmer IRL
Are you sure you were born already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:21

>>42
golang
wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 5:59

golang has a compiler, you can download it yourself right now. so what's the issue

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 6:01

>>28
ケロケロ

Name: sage 2010-02-16 7:21

go is shit. vastly inferior to Haskell. no improvement over C++ if you consider all the good libraries C++ has.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:27

>>47
good
C++
yeahno

Name: sage 2010-02-16 7:37

>>48
I said good libraries, not good language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:43

Smalltalk apparently, maybe I should learn it someday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:10

>>49
I said no to ``good'' anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:54

( Lisp, ( guys ( help ( I ( can't ( stop ( putting ( parathesis ( everywhere)))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:15

>>52
Well, first you should try to force yourself indenting them. Now go and practice for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:39

>>52-53
(Lisp (guys (help (I (can't (stop (putting (parathesis (everywhere)))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:45

C guys help I can't stop putting semicolons at the end of lines;

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:10

>>54
uh, tail call hell

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:41

>>54
That's

(help (lisp guys)

      (I (can't stop putting parentheses everywhere)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:19

ACTOR MODEL

(send '(lisp guys) 

      help

      '(I cannot stop putting parentheses everywhere))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:22

>>58
Wouldn't the actor model also need an actor argument to send the result to?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:11

(send '(sender actor)

      send

      '(send '(lisp guys)

             help

             '(I cannot stop putting parentheses everywhere)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:13

>>60
I don't think you understand what I meant, think CPS

Name: 60 2010-02-16 16:23

>>61
My post wasn't posted in sequence to >>59, but in parallel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:28

>>62
RACE CONDITION

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>>63
RACE CONDITION with 49!! minutes in between events

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>>62
Stale data is bad for the soul

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 11:20

>>64
You mean 58435841445947272053455474390625 minutes?

What language are you?

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