/prog/ - What language are you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 13:55

What programming language are you, /frog/?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/language_quiz.php

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:53

>>29
*reddit*

FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 3:55

PHP ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I CANT BELIEVE THIS I'm a fucking C / golang programmer IRL

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:14

golang programmer IRL
Are you sure you were born already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 4:21

>>42
golang
wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 5:59

golang has a compiler, you can download it yourself right now. so what's the issue

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 6:01

>>28
ケロケロ

Name: sage 2010-02-16 7:21

go is shit. vastly inferior to Haskell. no improvement over C++ if you consider all the good libraries C++ has.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:27

>>47
good
C++
yeahno

Name: sage 2010-02-16 7:37

>>48
I said good libraries, not good language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:43

Smalltalk apparently, maybe I should learn it someday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:10

>>49
I said no to ``good'' anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:54

( Lisp, ( guys ( help ( I ( can't ( stop ( putting ( parathesis ( everywhere)))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:15

>>52
Well, first you should try to force yourself indenting them. Now go and practice for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:39

>>52-53
(Lisp (guys (help (I (can't (stop (putting (parathesis (everywhere)))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:45

C guys help I can't stop putting semicolons at the end of lines;

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:10

>>54
uh, tail call hell

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:41

>>54
That's

(help (lisp guys)

      (I (can't stop putting parentheses everywhere)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:19

ACTOR MODEL

(send '(lisp guys) 

      help

      '(I cannot stop putting parentheses everywhere))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:22

>>58
Wouldn't the actor model also need an actor argument to send the result to?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:11

(send '(sender actor)

      send

      '(send '(lisp guys)

             help

             '(I cannot stop putting parentheses everywhere)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:13

>>60
I don't think you understand what I meant, think CPS

Name: 60 2010-02-16 16:23

>>61
My post wasn't posted in sequence to >>59, but in parallel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:28

>>62
RACE CONDITION

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:08

>>63
RACE CONDITION with 49!! minutes in between events

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:18

>>62
Stale data is bad for the soul

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 11:20

>>64
You mean 58435841445947272053455474390625 minutes?

What language are you?

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