The C Pogroming Language

Hello, I have found after years of use of C, that it has become... problematic. Too long have we clinged to this archaic programming language! I have invented my own offshoot of C, it's called "C With Namespaces". Brilliant name I know. The language syntax has dramatically changed with it, for instance, before you would write this to produce the output "hello world!":

#include "stdio.h"

int main(int argc, char*argv[]){
    printf("hello world!");
    return 0;
}

Under C With Namespaces:

main
    use stdio::printf:="hello world";
    use return:int:=0;
;

This will solve the problem which has faced users of both C and LISP: Worn out bracket keys! No longer will you have to store thousands of spare keyboards, or assign multiple keys to brackets! Using my new programming language has increased the life of my bracket keys dramatically!

>>1
But once a bracket key is worn out you could just change the registry and bind it to pause break or something else that's useless like scroll lock....

Haskell troll detected

Use the fucking code tags.

>>1
Call it the C+N programming language or Sepun.


#include "stdio.h"
#include "hax.h"
#include "anus.h"

int hax(int argc, char*argv[]){
    printf("Hax my Anus!");
    return 0;
}

Just use Forth, OP.

s" OP is a faggot" type cr

>>1
This will solve the problem which has faced users of both C and LISP: Worn out bracket keys!

So would a Model M.

Using my new programming language has increased the life of my bracket keys dramatically!
Or you could learn to touch type, and then you wouldn't need to look at your keys.

>>1
FIONS?

>>6
So is main in hax.h or anus.h?

Oh wait. It must be in anus.h... which calls anus(), which is specified in hax.h, which calls hax().

Why are you putting code in headers? Are you some kind of Sepples programmer?

>>10
You use a keyboard with printed markings?

Here's another example of the syntax, for a fibs generator

main
    use stdio::printf:d::fibs:0+>>100:f:x::=i2n:&;
    use return:int:=0;
;

This will printout fibs from 0 to 100! All that without a single bracket, amazing!

>>13
Is fibs built in to your language? If so, I am switching immediately.

>>14
fibs is included in the standard library. The entire standard library is:

printf
make
free
read
fibs

>>15
forgot int factorial(int x)

retardes, use *.obj files
its beter than namespases

i would have crowned you king if not for the lack of braces.

now you must die

>>17
for * in file; do mv $file $file.obj; done

>>19
u retard.
in "C" use *.obj and *.h files
and link command
its beter than namespases

for  * in file; do mv $file $file.obj; done

for  * in file; do mv $file

for  * in file;

* in file

>>16
Sorry there's an operator for that: "!:=<uint>"

If your editor+language requires you use the shift-key often, it is pretty fail.

If your editor+language requires you use the C-x C-key often, it is pretty fail.

[u]hallo[/u]

[u][o]h[/u][/o][u][o]h[/u][/o]

If your editor+language requires you use the esc key often, it is pretty fail.

31 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:09

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