The C Pogroming Language

Hello, I have found after years of use of C, that it has become... problematic. Too long have we clinged to this archaic programming language! I have invented my own offshoot of C, it's called "C With Namespaces". Brilliant name I know. The language syntax has dramatically changed with it, for instance, before you would write this to produce the output "hello world!":

#include "stdio.h"

int main(int argc, char*argv[]){
    printf("hello world!");
    return 0;
}

Under C With Namespaces:

main
    use stdio::printf:="hello world";
    use return:int:=0;
;

This will solve the problem which has faced users of both C and LISP: Worn out bracket keys! No longer will you have to store thousands of spare keyboards, or assign multiple keys to brackets! Using my new programming language has increased the life of my bracket keys dramatically!

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