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Name: Pro software developer 2010-02-05 16:53

Java and Python are good.
Erlang is kewl as hell.
C / C++ if you want to spend 60% of your time looking for that weird segfault that happens every tuesday.
Nobody uses lisp (scheme) irl.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 16:56

Nobody uses lisp (scheme) irl.
not_this_shit_again.jpg

Name: Pro software developer 2010-02-05 16:57

Name: Pro software developer 2010-02-05 17:01

>>2
ok, so Stallman does.
Then we have ... one person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 17:09

>>4
I've debunked this myth a few dozen times already, go use google or progscrape to find them. Or look at reddit, they get at least one "OMG PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE LISP FOR REAL WORK" post a month.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 17:10

>>1
LISP (Scheme) is the new C/C++.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 17:14

>>6
s/LISP/Lisp/  (It hasn't been fully capitalized for decades)
You might find this interesting http://voodoo-slide.blogspot.com/2010/02/c-amplify-prototype-available.html (and the previous post too)

Name: LISP 2010-02-05 17:21

All-caps LISP is the ultimate fucking drive-by. I love it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 18:43

>>5
Lisper lies.
Anything that uses Lisp automatically becomes a toy program, due to the fact that it uses a toy language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 18:56

>>9
"Toy language" isn't really an insult. It implies a level of fun, which is something I get from Lisp. Also, your reasoning is fallacious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 19:03

>>7
Shut your pie hole, Anonymous!! If I have to deal with LUA, you have to deal with LISP. END STATEMENT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 19:43

>>10
you mad, Lisper?
all non-Lispers think Lisp is a joke; just something to be laughed at.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 20:51

>>12
I'm a "non-Lisper" and I don't laugh at it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 22:49

>>7
Way to miss the point. It's capitalized to make “LISP (Scheme)” be as rage-inducing as C/C++ to anyone in the know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:18

What the fuck is C/C++?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 0:26

Nobody uses lisp (scheme) irl.
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 1:19

>>15
~1 for large values of C

Name: test 2010-02-06 1:30

[; \sqrt{2} = 1 + \frac{1}{2 + \frac{1}{2 + \frac{1}{2 + \cdots}}} ;]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 1:55

>>15
Precisely.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 6:27

>>15
DIvision by zero

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 6:33

C / C++ if you want to spend 60% of your time looking for that weird segfault that happens every tuesday.
You mean your code segfaults? Haha, doesn't happen to me, because you know, I'm not a retard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 7:19

>>21
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 9:17

>>22
hax my retard

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 3:44

Why haven't I heard anyone talk of COBOL yet?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 4:42

>>24
We just don't see the COBOL guy often enough. I'd really like to see a solution to the Leah Culver round algorithm written in COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 5:19

Creating compilers involves battles with dragons.
http://images.4chan.org/sci/src/1265608286190.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:46

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:57

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