Facts

Java and Python are good.
Erlang is kewl as hell.
C / C++ if you want to spend 60% of your time looking for that weird segfault that happens every tuesday.
Nobody uses lisp (scheme) irl.

/Board

>>4
I've debunked this myth a few dozen times already, go use google or progscrape to find them. Or look at reddit, they get at least one "OMG PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE LISP FOR REAL WORK" post a month.