/prog/ - SAF — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 17:27

/prog/ is so SLOW AS FUCK right now, I'm starting to wonder whether they silently ported it to Ruby on Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 17:40

ZING

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 17:41

good one bro

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 19:04

>>1
silently
Ruby on Rails.
It's actually impossible to write a Rails application without a B2C (Blog to Code) ratio of 2:1. You need to tell the world how you dynamically metaprogrammed a DSL by monkey-patching half the stdlib. How else are you going to establish your Rails Rock Star status?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 7:28

>>4
LONGER, MORE THOROUGH ZING

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 12:37

>>5
You, sir, have given me a good chuckle.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 15:46

How else are you going to establish your Rails Rock Star status?

How many Hipster points does it take to unlock that achievement?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 17:47

I'm a Rock Star level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``/prog/'', I don't read your ``SICP'' with new ideas I can painfully and horribly reinvent myself. I don't need to go to a classroom full of fat smelly people to watch complexity theory lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed streams of the newest Ruby conferences you haven't even heard of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "The Art of Computer Programming" from amazon.com, I'm Twitter™ing and metablogging.

You keep wearing your lambda shirts and shit, socializing with your loser friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 17:59

>>8
DHH Quality

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 18:01

>>8
books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them
Fact: Dave Thomas and Chad Fowler want you to cum on their books and send them the pics. This makes them very happy ! This is how you get invited to secret rails conferences.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 18:07

>>10
``secret rails conferences''

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 19:18

>>8
back to /bed/, MDickie

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 22:19

>>12
I think you'll find MDickie uses only BlitzBasic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 4:17

>>10
I thought you were referring to the late founder of Wendy's.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 21:56

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 8:32

Don't change these.

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