SAF

/prog/ is so SLOW AS FUCK right now, I'm starting to wonder whether they silently ported it to Ruby on Rails.

I'm a Rock Star level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``/prog/'', I don't read your ``SICP'' with new ideas I can painfully and horribly reinvent myself. I don't need to go to a classroom full of fat smelly people to watch complexity theory lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed streams of the newest Ruby conferences you haven't even heard of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "The Art of Computer Programming" from amazon.com, I'm Twitter™ing and metablogging.

You keep wearing your lambda shirts and shit, socializing with your loser friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.