why does PHP suck?

what can PHP do better then perl/CGI , seriously ?
why do people still use PHP ?
with PHP you have to do most stuff yourself while perl can make that shit for you with simple functions ?

why in the sussmans name does crap like this still exist ?

>>1
stop making these threads
>>2-
stop responding to these threads
>>8
stop being wrong

>>9,12
Stop correcting these faggots, they never learn.