/prog/ - STUNTS.EXE

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 6:53

I just beat Skid Vicious. Boy, he sure is butthurt!

Incidentally, has anyone attempted to reimplement it? Like the train tycoon deluxe open source clone, or openciv. I think an improved STUNTS 4D DRIVING would be a far more interesting and manageable project for us than the usual FV-quality RPGs.

Edit: http://www.ultimatestunts.nl/ looks like shit. Let's do this boys. So, do we use nomadic Haskell or Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 7:07

BUTTHURT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 7:19

I think it makes more sense to improve Ultimate Stunts rather than start a dubious new project.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 7:22

>>3
To compile UltimateStunts, you'll need a UNIX-compatible system with a c/c++ compiler.

Need I say more?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 7:36

I'll start:

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 7:50

>>4
Oh, I see. It appears you use an inferior system.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 8:19

>>6
Oh, I see. Your gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 8:25

My gay what?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 8:32

Looks acceptable to me. You could very likely tweak the physics, graphics and interface to a point where it doesn't suck if you wanted to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 8:37

>>9
Which means it's less of a programming program and more of an artistic challenge.

Name: >>10 2010-01-03 8:38

s/program /problem /

Name: MDickie 2010-01-03 8:51

>>10
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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 10:12

>>6
I use the ^Glorious! Haskell _Compiler, not a fucking decades-old c/c++ compiler piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 15:17

>>1
Fuck that game was awesome. Yes, someone has remade it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrackMania

See track editor, etc.

And, do you honestly believe that making a racing game (with a fully integrated level creator) is less work than making a JRPG? IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 15:32

>>9
You can't fix the physics bugs, it'll be shit without them. You should however implement a feature that will magically import all the tracks I designed that are currently residing on fading 3.5" floppies somewhere in my parents' house.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 15:46

>>15
yeah i remmeber on the original the like hit the jump bridge just right and do a megafly

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 9:02

>>16

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 9:03

>>17
that's the one

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 17:08

CUNTS.EXE

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 0:28

JEWS.EXE

STUNTS.EXE

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