your motd

All your bash are belong to us.

Hello there, pretty. This is Ubuntu.
christopher@chrislaptop$

I don't have a motd, but fortune returns
No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.

Order.
 Order.
 Order.
Disrder.
 Order.
 Order.

what is real? how do you define real?

fortune returned 'hax my anus' on the fourth try.

I don't have an motd.

It turns out that most people who run multiuser desktop systems tend only to have one user.

>>7 Multiuser desktop computers are still common(poor families/schools/offices), its the idea of "time limited computing".
What i see is an anachronism from times where computers were expensive and were shared between people.
Every session was limited and couldn't be wasted by user. Like a RPG, with Motd serving
as "Greetings hero, you're on quest to %s and here is %some advice%" with quest being their use of the system.
Now everyone and their dog has a desktop, laptop, netbook and/or PDA used anytime, anywhere without stupid restrictions(though if you use clouds/thin clients/mainframes you might be limited).

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Ah yes, random fortunes upon login. How do I ever live without such an amazing feature?

$ fortune
Cole's Law:
        Thinly sliced cabbage.
$ fortune
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
$ fortune
We do not colonize.  We conquer.  We rule.  There is no other way for us.
                -- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
$ fortune
All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.

Waste of screen space.

Welcome to Darwin!

>>8
I love it when kids think they're explaining something of historical interest that everyone already knows.

>>8
How in hell clouds are related to MotDs?

>>11,12
Please try to ignore troll posts.

>>13
Please try to ignore replies to troll posts.

_{>>14
Please try to ignore replies to replies to troll posts.}

Question everything!
Why?

Don't change these.

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