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Name: Historian 2009-12-10 17:46

::Haskell the (dead) dog:: ★★☆☆☆
    A dog that died to give birth to a meme.
    See http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1184887501

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 18:00

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to play Touhou about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last game.

Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Alice Margatroid every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Alice.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Alice. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Alice everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Alice dolls. Alice is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Alice. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Alice. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose SATORI board. You definitely must know a way to help Alice break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 18:04


hax@anus:~$ echo "hax my anus" | gcc -xc -c -
<stdin>:1: error: expected ‘=’, ‘,’, ‘;’, ‘asm’ or ‘__attribute__’ before ‘my’

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 18:07

>>1
Is that really the source of haskell?  The death notification is not what I expected it to be. Also I thought post 18 was related to its death, and finally I don't see any images linked (there were two images of haskell floating around IIRC, hosted in some free WEB 2.0 image host. So I think there's more to it, please explain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 18:15

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 18:34

>>2
SATORI
I have not attained satori, however, I have had a glimpse (kensho). I consider myself very fortunate.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 5:56

>>1
Dog names: Haskell, Lisper, Ruby, Guido, Ritchie
I actually considered 1,3 and 4 when I got my last dog. I finally decided, but someone already gave my dog a rather cliche dog-name to which it was attached. Damn my indecisiveness.
>>2
DOLLFAGERS?
I thought you were cured or had at least switched the target of your obsession

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 6:58

If I had a female dog I would name her Miranda.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 7:52

ITT we name our dogs

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 8:06

[Anonymous@/prog/ ~]$ gcc progmemes.c
This is not Ubuntu, faggot.
[Ian@kagami ~]$

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-12-11 8:16

Based on my past observations here are the most significant memes at present time:
No Exceptions(Reply to every provocative/dumb/overused thread)
IHBT(Acronym for "I have been trolled."(more accurately "I have been told".) used by lamers to avoid accepting defeat in debates)
Haxus The Noun(Vaguely referencing the subject at hand)
Now you have two problems(reply to used something considered as additional burden)
Verb My Anus(Forced meme used in less creative replies to practically anything, considered like an insult)
SICP (Read Your SICP/Read SICP used as answer to newbie problems as if reading CS theory can ever help them)
Mat Dickie(also Artists/Replacing %s with artists/Game coding as art/etc)


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«If I want to understand something, I must observe, I must not criticize, I must not condemn, I must not pursue it as pleasure or avoid it as non-pleasure. There must merely be the silent observation of a fact.»

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 8:18

>>11
OBSERVE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 9:13

>>11
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 9:15

>>11,12
Please don't respond to invisible posts!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 12:08

FrozenVoidhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger's_syndrome

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 12:10

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

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        `.__           _____---`` ,-.`-,`.._       HABEN SIE HEUTE
            `''-------'          ( p )  `._ `        SCHON IHR
                   _              `-'      \        SICP GELESEN?
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│                     REASON                      ┃
│                  Version 1.0B7                  ┃
│  Gatling type 3 mm hypervelocity railgun system ┃
│         Ng Security Industries, Inc.            ┃
│      PRERELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE       ┃
│        DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA          ┃
│              -ULTIMA RATIO REGUM-               ┃
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.(_____________________/___°<  --- Have you read your SICP Today?


OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10



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┤This is a JAVA ├
┤ BYTECODE CHIP ├
┤Copy it to help├
┤it proliferate.├
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    ┤    This is a    ├
    ┤LISP MACHINE CHIP├
    ┤It kicks the crap├
    ┤   out of Java   ├
    ┤Read SICP to know├
    ┤  how to use it. ├
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 13:14

FBS has been compiled nuemerous times

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 13:19

>>10
This may surprise you, but I invented the ``This is not Ubuntu, faggot.'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 15:16

>>18
This might come as a surprise to you, but I invented the 66meme-stealing99 meme, along with proper quoting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 20:13

I think 66quotes99 should be done like that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 22:01

⁶⁶Unicode expert quotes⁹⁹. This works in media that do not support superscript, such as IRC.

Name: Historian 2009-12-17 21:47

::``Faggot quotes'':: ★★★★☆
    A throwback to shitty Unix fonts.
        See http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 2:35

66I will admit, these are the best quotation marks I have ever seen.99

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-18 2:37

Something went wrong with my 66implementation.99

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 12:18

⁶⁶faggot quotes⁹⁹

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 12:33

>>7
I will name my next dog Guido and then fuck it in the ass. Occasionally.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 6:00

pls post more!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 6:09

gooby pls

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:12

>>26
I don't think you understand how the whole FIOC thing works. It's Guido who INDENTS FORCEFULLY.

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