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I just got a dog

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:36 ID:Y8kKousT

I named him haskell. I tried to persuade my family into naming him SICP, but they didn't like it, fucking faggot. Is this awesome? T/N

Real story, BTW, I swear.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:45 ID:Heaven

Y/N, fucking keyboard

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:54 ID:Heaven

N

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:55 ID:r1f0jrxh

>>1

Thats an awsome name for a dog.  Im thinking of naming a dog java

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:57 ID:Y8kKousT

>>4
That's plain stupid. Seriously, I've considered many names, but java sucks as a dog's name.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 20:45 ID:I2Gro6Rm

lol, OP is a Lisper.

t/nil

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 21:44 ID:bPnOWVb2

Naming a dog "Java" is a bad idea. Every geek who has had a bad day at work will try to run it over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 22:38 ID:iyljpliy

>>6
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 4:21 ID:xRVRLL05

Dog names: Haskell, Lisper, Ruby, Guido, Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 4:56 ID:xp9mIkcw

I named my dog X86_ASSEMBLER

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 5:21 ID:p4Ay/YwI

I named my dog 0xDEADBEEF

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:18 ID:W3niQdQP

If I open up a cafe, I will name it 0xC0DECAFE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:38 ID:Z9QYOBml

If i ever built a robot i will name it RMS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:45 ID:Heaven

>>13
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:49 ID:Heaven

>>14
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:12 ID:Heaven

>>1
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:26 ID:xp9mIkcw

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:27 ID:q2sQojrd

My dog's got no pancreas.

How does he secrete digestive enzymes?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:46 ID:Heaven

>>13-16
Cancer killing /prog/, also potentially same people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:47 ID:W3niQdQP

>>9
You forgot Kernighan

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:48 ID:W3niQdQP

>>17
When you say ``Terrible!'' do you mean the odour of your dog is bad, or are you making a remark about the situation of your dog having no nose? Please clarify.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:09 ID:mmt7sxPf

SICP is pronounced Sisp, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:11 ID:5kP9kohv

>>22
It's pronounced ``sick pee''.

Name: !!t0MJimflCHPycJH 2007-07-20 10:22 ID:Heaven

I pronounce it 'Sisp'

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:37 ID:Heaven

I say "Si, CP!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:49 ID:Heaven

>>21
I want to interrogate you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:15 ID:sw9wgpWb

Sish yip

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:24 ID:Heaven

sikkupu

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:59 ID:/JkJxP9E

I pronounce it ``SICK"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 19:00 ID:/JkJxP9E

>>29
where did my p go :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 20:18 ID:Heaven

SICP == IP(CP)
am i doin it rite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 7:28 ID:IoBhU1M4

>>28
Lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 18:47 ID:pzpwm2ei

>>31
winner

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 17:26

Haskell died today ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 18:17

Hmm... too quick to die from natural causes. Who hates Haskell that much?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-31 21:45

>>34
Sorry to hear that

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 0:19

I assume that Haskell was an adult by the time you got him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 2:54

No, Haskell was killed for being a lazy, useless animal.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:17

>>38
Just like the language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:23

>>38
Hey, just like the language XD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:29

>>38
Haha, not unlike the language, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:32

>>38
that sounds a lot like the programming language also known as ``haskell''
And so Life imitates art

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 8:02

>>42
Damn you, I chuckled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 11:12

``
Ignore the ugly black "hugs" console. I was working on my Haskell project when I took this shot. :] That's a programming language for all you non programming savvy people. Don't worry, I just learned that the language existed about... 3 day's ago.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 11:19

shitty functional dogs

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 8:12

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 8:19

HASKELL NOOOOOOOO

Name: Heaven 2008-01-31 8:28

I can see the origins of pronunciation threads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:43

It's something like sick'p

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:49

>>49
Sick-up

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:53

sɪkʌp

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:53

sɪkʌp

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:55

>>49
>>50
>>51
>>52
correct

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 11:01

>>53
Use the Shiichan for-loop: >>49-52

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 11:42

i prefer `CESSPU' (really)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 7:27

It was >>4 ! I saw him

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 0:58

Bunping this thread for historical interest.

Name: Haskell 2009-12-11 6:19

I too will bump for historical interest, and blame http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1260485169/1 for pointing me in this direction.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 17:02

NEWSFLASH: Haskell is still dead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-22 21:52

>>59
The dog or the ``programming language"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 17:35

>>60

both

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 18:07

>>62
EXPERT ARCHAEOLOGY

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 0:58

haskell is a cute name; it sounds like raskell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 4:07

SICK-PEE

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 7:23

SICK PEA

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 7:32

esaicipi

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 10:44

>>40
XD

get out

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 15:53

>>68
He was being ironic, you autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 1:24

>>17
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 5:17

This thread has been declared cretin-free. Goyim are asked to wear their kippahs at all times.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 17:02

KILL KIKES

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 17:04

KILL MUDSLIMES

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 23:41

I fucking love people belonging to the jewish and islamic faith.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 2:03

>>73
This is a /pol/ meme btw.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 3:26

>>75
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:36

KILL KIKES

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:39

    
tets
test

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:57

>>74
I love fucking jew pussy

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:16

>>1
have you fed your sicp today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:28

KILL MUDSLIMES

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 23:04

>>79
Jew pussy is okay.
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