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I just got a dog

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:36 ID:Y8kKousT

I named him haskell. I tried to persuade my family into naming him SICP, but they didn't like it, fucking faggot. Is this awesome? T/N

Real story, BTW, I swear.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:45 ID:Heaven

Y/N, fucking keyboard

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:54 ID:Heaven

N

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:55 ID:r1f0jrxh

>>1

Thats an awsome name for a dog. Im thinking of naming a dog java

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 19:57 ID:Y8kKousT

>>4
That's plain stupid. Seriously, I've considered many names, but java sucks as a dog's name.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 20:45 ID:I2Gro6Rm

lol, OP is a Lisper.

t/nil

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 21:44 ID:bPnOWVb2

Naming a dog "Java" is a bad idea. Every geek who has had a bad day at work will try to run it over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 22:38 ID:iyljpliy

>>6
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 4:21 ID:xRVRLL05

Dog names: Haskell, Lisper, Ruby, Guido, Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 4:56 ID:xp9mIkcw

I named my dog X86_ASSEMBLER

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 5:21 ID:p4Ay/YwI

I named my dog 0xDEADBEEF

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:18 ID:W3niQdQP

If I open up a cafe, I will name it 0xC0DECAFE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:38 ID:Z9QYOBml

If i ever built a robot i will name it RMS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:45 ID:Heaven

>>13
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 6:49 ID:Heaven

>>14
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:12 ID:Heaven

>>1
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:26 ID:xp9mIkcw

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:27 ID:q2sQojrd

My dog's got no pancreas.

How does he secrete digestive enzymes?

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:46 ID:Heaven

>>13-16
Cancer killing /prog/, also potentially same people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:47 ID:W3niQdQP

>>9
You forgot Kernighan

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 7:48 ID:W3niQdQP

>>17
When you say ``Terrible!'' do you mean the odour of your dog is bad, or are you making a remark about the situation of your dog having no nose? Please clarify.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:09 ID:mmt7sxPf

SICP is pronounced Sisp, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:11 ID:5kP9kohv

>>22
It's pronounced ``sick pee''.

Name: !!t0MJimflCHPycJH 2007-07-20 10:22 ID:Heaven

I pronounce it 'Sisp'

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:37 ID:Heaven

I say "Si, CP!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:49 ID:Heaven

>>21
I want to interrogate you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:15 ID:sw9wgpWb

Sish yip

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:24 ID:Heaven

sikkupu

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 18:59 ID:/JkJxP9E

I pronounce it ``SICK"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 19:00 ID:/JkJxP9E

>>29
where did my p go :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 20:18 ID:Heaven

SICP == IP(CP)
am i doin it rite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 7:28 ID:IoBhU1M4

>>28
Lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 18:47 ID:pzpwm2ei

>>31
winner

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 17:26

Haskell died today ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 18:17

Hmm... too quick to die from natural causes. Who hates Haskell that much?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-31 21:45

>>34
Sorry to hear that

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 0:19

I assume that Haskell was an adult by the time you got him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 2:54

No, Haskell was killed for being a lazy, useless animal.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:17

>>38
Just like the language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 3:23

>>38
Hey, just like the language XD.

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