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What guy are you on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:32

I'm the guy who puts his periods in code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:37

I am the 2GET poet.
But I am not in the mood to whip out the thesaurus and rhyme dictionary right now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:43

Nobody appreciates your efforts, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:43

im the silent watcher.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:45

I'm the guy who advertises the vastly superior http://www.tinychan.org/.

Name: +-+HaskELLA+-+ !WJa8z66QKc 2009-12-03 15:50

I'm the girl ^_~

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:06

>>6
まう～まう～

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:09

I'm the guy who advocates Perl and likes to show how superior it is by golfing everything to one-liners.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:27

I'm like >>8 except in Haskell, and with lost of .s and zipWiths.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:47

I'm the guy that keeps mentioning newLISP, not only to enrage smug lisp weenies, but because it's actually has intrinsic value, and can be a stepping-stone to those who found the Clisp learning curve too steep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:50

I'm the guy who regularly feeds the trolls, perhaps you remember my work in bickering with the anti-grammar nazi fellow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:14

I'm the guy who posts in every thread that has anything to do with C.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:46

I'm the smug scheme weenie. I don't post much because Scheme doesn't do parlor tricks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:47

I'm the only one who knows his shit.

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-12-03 17:52

I'm why the FUCK do I even do this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:09

I'm Gerald Jay Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:24

Ima haxing you're anii

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:35

I'm fibs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:41

I'm the guy who fixes shitty Sepples code and is pursuing a cute japanese girlfriend.

Name: clever guy 2009-12-03 19:46

i troll by intentionally posting broken bbcode, pretending to be smarter than i am, misusing memes, and advocating crazy languages nobody likes, like OOC.

and i don't always post under this name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:49

I'm the EE student who programs in C and laughs at the computer science majors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:51

I'm the grumpy oldfag who tries to keep the newbies in line

Name: sage 2009-12-03 19:52

sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:20

I'm the guy who invented all the (early) memes that turned /prog/ from a sort of shitty programming forum into this cesspit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:35

I'm the one who has sex on a regular basis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:38

I'm the funny guy. If you ever laughed at /prog/, there's a good chance I made the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:38

>>25
Don't be silly; giving your hand a name doesn't make it sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 23:50

THE BUTTSORTER GUY

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 23:51

I'm the guy who doesn't actually program but sticks around anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 0:02

I'm the guy making Haskell syntax jokes, but I don't think there are many of them Left in me. Oh well, I guess things Just happen this way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:22

I'm the guy who takes this place too seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:25

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:42

I'm the only user who doesn't complain about Java.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:11

I am the redittor and I brought 200 friends over ;)

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-12-04 3:27

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: HAXUS THE SECOND 2009-12-04 3:28

HAXUS THE SECOND

Name: HAXUS THE FOR LOOP 2009-12-04 3:33

for (Integer i = EXIT_SUCCESS; not i.equals(0x40); --(++i++)):
   System.out.printf("HAXUS " + "THE FOR LOOP");

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:49

>>34
Worse than Frozen Void.

Name: HAXUS THE MACHINE 2009-12-04 3:49

frozen void haxus() {
        HaxusFactory Hax = HaxusFactory.newInstance();
        try {       
            HaxusPoster post = Hax.newHaxusPoster();
            post.parse("HAXUS THE",  HaxusFactory.Produce());

        }catch(NO EXCEPTIONS) {
        System.out.println("HAX MY ANUS")        }
        }

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 5:17

>>21
That can't be right, since I'm the EE with an undeserved sense of superiority

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 6:34

>>40
I'm the EE with a deserved sense of superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 6:36

>>41
pffft.
go back to your "real" world of physics and other bullshit, meatbag.
you're not wanted here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 7:11

I'm one of the smug Lisp weenies, but I also know some low level languages like C, x86 asm and VHDL.

Name: Neo 2009-12-04 9:28

i am the one

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 9:47

I AM 12.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 9:53

EE who prefers C and Scheme to everything else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 11:58

>>46

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-12-04 12:40

i'm that guy that posts bitches and hoes

Name: MDickie 2009-12-04 12:50

Every board has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. I am Mat Dickie - the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether I'm the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2009-12-04 13:04

I'm the slut

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 14:20

>>50
Excellent! Let's hook up tonight in my place. I hope you're somewhere in Eurasia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 15:39

>>50
This fucking horrible sexism, I know you meant it as a joke but that doesn't excuse this disgusting display of sexual insecurites you geeks seem to have. Pitiful. I am apologising for this to all women on this board on behalf of this fucking jerk.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 15:49

>>52
and what do you think of "bitches and hoes"? or "niggers and jews"? or even "switches and routers"?

i personal like "switches and routers".

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 15:59

>>52
Extrapolating from a single data point, just like a true feminist :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 17:38

>>54
Using sage wrong, just like a fucking failure :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 17:39

:)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 17:53

I'm the guy who says "Jeepers!"

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-12-04 18:11

I'm the one who invented thread creation limiting

Name: !MhMRSATORI 2009-12-04 18:23

I'm the one who invented this trip, only to have it stolen by a woman.

Name: !KOREAZ1Emo 2009-12-04 18:56

I'm the one who invented everything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 19:11

>>60
　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 韓国は一番です。
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　Korea No.1
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　韓国は一番です。
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　All hail Korea!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 19:28

>>53
Im the girl who gets great pleasure from seeing other people use her meme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 22:50

Well howdy, /prog/

My name is Nick, short for Nicolas, I'm a 17 year old aspiring programmer, hopefully someday I can understand all of you and your smart assery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 22:58

>>52
Feminism has no place on this board.

It's also stupid. Men are not inferior to women.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 0:13

>>64

*ahem* if you wish to achieve satori, one must realize that all living things are sacred, with such notion we can come to a parallel conclusion, all living things are 'equal'.

Good day, madam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 0:15

>>64
You're right.

Men > Women evaluates to false
Women > Men evaluates to false
And yet, Women == Men also evaluates to false

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 0:52

>>66
chris@chrisghc> "men" > "women"
 Tru***Exception: stack overflow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 1:04

>>63
If you happen to see FrozenVoid at school, give him a wedgie for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 2:06

>>66
I am Not a Number, I am a free man!

Makes sense to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 2:13

>>3

I know. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 2:22

I am the guy trolling your freenode channel with carefully planned [spoiler]expert trolls[/spioler]

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 2:25

>>71

Cool spoiler, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 4:07

>>69
no john you are the numbers

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 4:28

>>73
Then why am I incomparable as demonstrated in >>66?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:35

<-- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 20:58

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