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What guy are you on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:32

I'm the guy who puts his periods in code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:37

I am the 2GET poet.
But I am not in the mood to whip out the thesaurus and rhyme dictionary right now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:43

Nobody appreciates your efforts, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:43

im the silent watcher.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 15:45

I'm the guy who advertises the vastly superior http://www.tinychan.org/.

Name: +-+HaskELLA+-+ !WJa8z66QKc 2009-12-03 15:50

I'm the girl ^_~

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:06

>>6
まう～まう～

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:09

I'm the guy who advocates Perl and likes to show how superior it is by golfing everything to one-liners.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:27

I'm like >>8 except in Haskell, and with lost of .s and zipWiths.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:47

I'm the guy that keeps mentioning newLISP, not only to enrage smug lisp weenies, but because it's actually has intrinsic value, and can be a stepping-stone to those who found the Clisp learning curve too steep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 16:50

I'm the guy who regularly feeds the trolls, perhaps you remember my work in bickering with the anti-grammar nazi fellow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:14

I'm the guy who posts in every thread that has anything to do with C.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:46

I'm the smug scheme weenie. I don't post much because Scheme doesn't do parlor tricks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 17:47

I'm the only one who knows his shit.

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-12-03 17:52

I'm why the FUCK do I even do this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:09

I'm Gerald Jay Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:24

Ima haxing you're anii

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 18:35

I'm fibs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:41

I'm the guy who fixes shitty Sepples code and is pursuing a cute japanese girlfriend.

Name: clever guy 2009-12-03 19:46

i troll by intentionally posting broken bbcode, pretending to be smarter than i am, misusing memes, and advocating crazy languages nobody likes, like OOC.

and i don't always post under this name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:49

I'm the EE student who programs in C and laughs at the computer science majors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:51

I'm the grumpy oldfag who tries to keep the newbies in line

Name: sage 2009-12-03 19:52

sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:20

I'm the guy who invented all the (early) memes that turned /prog/ from a sort of shitty programming forum into this cesspit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:35

I'm the one who has sex on a regular basis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:38

I'm the funny guy. If you ever laughed at /prog/, there's a good chance I made the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:38

>>25
Don't be silly; giving your hand a name doesn't make it sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 23:50

THE BUTTSORTER GUY

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 23:51

I'm the guy who doesn't actually program but sticks around anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 0:02

I'm the guy making Haskell syntax jokes, but I don't think there are many of them Left in me. Oh well, I guess things Just happen this way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:22

I'm the guy who takes this place too seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:25

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 1:42

I'm the only user who doesn't complain about Java.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:11

I am the redittor and I brought 200 friends over ;)

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-12-04 3:27

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: HAXUS THE SECOND 2009-12-04 3:28

HAXUS THE SECOND

Name: HAXUS THE FOR LOOP 2009-12-04 3:33

for (Integer i = EXIT_SUCCESS; not i.equals(0x40); --(++i++)):
   System.out.printf("HAXUS " + "THE FOR LOOP");

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:49

>>34
Worse than Frozen Void.

Name: HAXUS THE MACHINE 2009-12-04 3:49

frozen void haxus() {
        HaxusFactory Hax = HaxusFactory.newInstance();
        try {       
            HaxusPoster post = Hax.newHaxusPoster();
            post.parse("HAXUS THE",  HaxusFactory.Produce());

        }catch(NO EXCEPTIONS) {
        System.out.println("HAX MY ANUS")        }
        }

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 5:17

>>21
That can't be right, since I'm the EE with an undeserved sense of superiority
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