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Name: An Expert Programmer 2009-11-26 19:27

In 30 years of programming I have never gotten a single compiler error or warning with -Wall -Wextra turned on.

My first words as a child described a polynomial-time solution of the subset sum problem, but no one could be bothered to write it down.

I developed an exhaustive solution to the Riemann hypothesis using an imbalanced binary search tree, but threw it out because it was only O(n log n) time.

What say you, /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 19:31

I have never written a bad line of code. I just buy bad code offsets.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 19:38

I don't even know what talent is anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 19:55

but did you write an ANSI C compiler when you were 12?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 20:45

>>4
In grade 2 for a creative writing assignment I wrote up the draft standard of a new programming language I was working on. Unfortunately, when I tried to send it to my uncle Danny Ritchie, it got lost in the mail. Supposedly some Dennis fellow got it instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 21:01

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 22:04

>>6

Really?

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-26 22:28

>>1
I say IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:35

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:40

>>10
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:42

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:43

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:43

ROBUST AND SCALABLE TURNKEY ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS
Did I get it right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 4:13

>>5
doh ho ho.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 5:15

>>14
That's better. However you appear to have misspelled "turkey".

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 11:10

>>14
YES

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 12:29

>>15
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 12:42

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 12:48

>>8
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 13:50

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-29 19:32

>>2
So you are the guy I buy all my bad coding mistakes from. I appreciate your good work, so I can keep my job and hide my screw ups.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-29 19:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-29 20:03

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-29 20:10

I have written a native code compiler for a forth-like language. The compiler code made extensive use of lists (almost to an obscene degree).

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