In 30 years of programming I have never gotten a single compiler error or warning with -Wall -Wextra turned on.
My first words as a child described a polynomial-time solution of the subset sum problem, but no one could be bothered to write it down.
I developed an exhaustive solution to the Riemann hypothesis using an imbalanced binary search tree, but threw it out because it was only O(n log n) time.
but did you write an ANSI C compiler when you were 12?
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Anonymous2009-11-26 20:45
>>4
In grade 2 for a creative writing assignment I wrote up the draft standard of a new programming language I was working on. Unfortunately, when I tried to send it to my uncle Danny Ritchie, it got lost in the mail. Supposedly some Dennis fellow got it instead.
>>1
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>>1
"I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."
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Anonymous2009-11-27 12:48
>>8
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Anonymous2009-11-27 13:50
I've taken out two mission-critical applications in 5 seconds.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 19:32
>>2
So you are the guy I buy all my bad coding mistakes from. I appreciate your good work, so I can keep my job and hide my screw ups.
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Anonymous2009-11-29 19:58
I'm pretty good at matching [spoiler]BBCode tags[spoiler/]