Expert Programmers ITT

In 30 years of programming I have never gotten a single compiler error or warning with -Wall -Wextra turned on.

My first words as a child described a polynomial-time solution of the subset sum problem, but no one could be bothered to write it down.

I developed an exhaustive solution to the Riemann hypothesis using an imbalanced binary search tree, but threw it out because it was only O(n log n) time.

What say you, /prog/?

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In grade 2 for a creative writing assignment I wrote up the draft standard of a new programming language I was working on. Unfortunately, when I tried to send it to my uncle Danny Ritchie, it got lost in the mail. Supposedly some Dennis fellow got it instead.