A fucking mormon

So I was reading about the ruby programming language and clicked on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto the creator of language. Apparenly he's a fucking mormon. I am Uninstalling ruby as I'm typing this and so should you.

I am Uninstalling ruby as I'm typing this and so should you.
I had ruby installed?

[Anonymous@/prog/ ~]$ irb
irb(main):001:0> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

>>1
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I thought Mormonism (or whatever the fuck it's called) was exclusive to the US.

>>5
no, no, no, idiocy is a worldwide disease actually it surprised me too

>>5
It originated here, but its one of the fastest growing religions worldwide.

>>8
No, Scientology is only considered a religion in stupid countries^[1]

<sub>--
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_status_by_country</sub>

>>9

Status by country
Country
HMA Scientology!
This, I do not forget, Anonymous!

Big fucking deal, I used a filesystem created by a convicted murderer once.

>>11

Youi don't write that out loud, playa.

[spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]gers should love the Bible (and Book of Mormon for that matter) due to its heavy use of chiasmus^_[1] (read LISP)

_{1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiasmus}

I am Uninstalling ruby as I'm typing this and so should you.
Why would I have Ruby installed?

>>14
Because it came pre-installed with you're Macintosh

>>15
you're

laughingelfman

>>16
I can insure you I am no laughing elf man!

>>17
Maybe you'd like a brick in a sock.

I'd like a stick in a cock.

>>2
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
back to /the imageboards/ please

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

>>21
cool story bro

Maybe you should go to... Perl.

Haskell's creator is from Africa (UBANTO). That's no reason to hate dead dogs.

>>24
He uses Comic Sans.
That's reason enough to want to burn the hair he has left.

>>25
It's not him, it's Haskell. Comic Sans is the official font of Haskell.

Comic Sans is the official font of Times New Roman

The Sussman and the Stallman are both JEWS but I still like Scheme and GNU.

>>28
rms is a JEW?  At least now I understand why the GPL is so controlling.

so what?
guido is a scientologist

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

>>30
Exactly.

I imagine that Dennis Ritchie is not religious at all.

I am nervous. She should be here any minute now.
I found a hooker in no time on the net. A couple of years ago I frequented an online dating forum named Codex, but with no real success. The community seemed so harsh, I eventually left. The word is that it was initially supposed to be about gaming or some non-sense like this. Anyway, a friend told me that the website is all about elite escort services now and as long as you're the owner of a fat credit card you won't have trouble getting yourself a top notch dame. The idea of living meat at the other end of the wire is making me horny already. I've seen her pictures, she's stunning. I'm afraid she's going to walk into my room and the cashier's robotic monotone voice from the market across the street will be heard from the prostitute's mouth.

Two hours later the smell of sweat and cigarette smoke fills the air. She didn't speak at all, just smiled. Hallelujah! I really like the sounds of her moans while I touch her carelessly. For all I know she's faking it but, fuck if I care, I feel good. Warm meat on my filthy sheets. Empty city. I try not to look her in the eyes. I wonder if she has a sister.
Moments later she's lying down her back with a foot stuck up in the air while I push two fingers up her...what the...it can't be! I jump out of the bed shaking in terror.

Something pushed back.

In seconds darkness fills the room. I can't see a damned thing but I hear the noise of something gigantic expanding from the place where the prostitute was on my bed, all around me. It's expanding! At the same time a voice erupted like the the tolling of some great bell: "What's the matter honey? I'm gonna kick some ass and leeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Above me the roof cracks. My moist covered fingers are numb now and dripping on the floor.

"Damn Codex!"

>>33
The ceiling crumbles around me and I could see the head of a huge black snake protruding through the gaping hole. In a loud, hissing voice, it shouts "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and I soon feel lightheaded and faint.

I opened my eyes and felt the texture of paper against my face. Lifting my head, I could see the faint blue lines of the page of my notebook, on which I hadn't written anything.

"Remember, exercises for sections 1.4 and 1.5 are due next class." The familiar voice of the Sussman echoed loudly in the lecture hall and the other students began to leave.

"Damnit, I just missed another class of 6.001."

>>32
I seem to recall reading something about him and Buddhism.

>>33

samefag

OC please

>>36
samefag
oc plox
hay i fixed your post to make it more EPIC WIN
you dont want to be a failfag do you?

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