So I was reading about the ruby programming language and clicked on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto the creator of language. Apparenly he's a fucking mormon. I am Uninstalling ruby as I'm typing this and so should you.
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Anonymous2009-11-15 2:59
I am nervous. She should be here any minute now.
I found a hooker in no time on the net. A couple of years ago I frequented an online dating forum named Codex, but with no real success. The community seemed so harsh, I eventually left. The word is that it was initially supposed to be about gaming or some non-sense like this. Anyway, a friend told me that the website is all about elite escort services now and as long as you're the owner of a fat credit card you won't have trouble getting yourself a top notch dame. The idea of living meat at the other end of the wire is making me horny already. I've seen her pictures, she's stunning. I'm afraid she's going to walk into my room and the cashier's robotic monotone voice from the market across the street will be heard from the prostitute's mouth.
Two hours later the smell of sweat and cigarette smoke fills the air. She didn't speak at all, just smiled. Hallelujah! I really like the sounds of her moans while I touch her carelessly. For all I know she's faking it but, fuck if I care, I feel good. Warm meat on my filthy sheets. Empty city. I try not to look her in the eyes. I wonder if she has a sister.
Moments later she's lying down her back with a foot stuck up in the air while I push two fingers up her...what the...it can't be! I jump out of the bed shaking in terror.
Something pushed back.
In seconds darkness fills the room. I can't see a damned thing but I hear the noise of something gigantic expanding from the place where the prostitute was on my bed, all around me. It's expanding! At the same time a voice erupted like the the tolling of some great bell: "What's the matter honey? I'm gonna kick some ass and leeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Above me the roof cracks. My moist covered fingers are numb now and dripping on the floor.