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My japanese girlfriend

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-12 9:05

ITT I will twitt concerning the girl I'm chasing. I think it's going well.

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-12 9:06

I think I won't have to choose between sex and programming!
from: my iphone

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-11-12 9:11

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: Haxus the Sage 2009-11-12 9:17

Haxus the Sage

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-12 9:20

Don't be hatin', Haxus.
from: my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 9:28

This doesn't seem very programming related...
Let's make this thread more /prog/ related.
What is/are your favorite programming language(s) OP?
And have you accidentally missed the correct board? /jp/(we don't really want this content there) /r9k/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 9:53

i'm intrigued.
please, go ahead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 10:19

You're a twit.

Name: Haxus the Original パンツ 2009-11-12 10:36

Haxus the Original Poster

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2009-11-12 10:49

This thread has been threadstopped. You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 12:48

is it really threadstopped?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 13:02

>>11
Your more confusion than neoclassical.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 13:15


THREADSTOPMYANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-12 13:36

>>12
What about my confusion that is more than neoclassical?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 1:42

>>10
reported for moot impersonation

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 4:10

toki wo tomare?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 4:22

>>15
reported for reporting a moot impersonation

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 5:07

>>15
reported impersonating Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 6:45

>>18
reported impersonating Anonymous impersonator

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 6:49

>>19
reported for reporting an Anonymous reporting an Anonymous impersonator reporting a post reporting a moot impersonation

STACK OVERFLOW

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-13 8:32

Ate yoghurt. I love microblogging and microbacteria.
from: you're mom

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-13 8:33

Today I talked to this other really cute girl in my coding theory class. Gonna watch her play keyboard at school festival next week.
from: my iphone

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 8:35

Things is, I was going to go to the festival with girl #1 :S #2 is cuter but we just met. What to do /prog/?
from: my iphone

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 8:40

>>23
What to do /prog/?

read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 8:43

>>24
I'd let a couple of japanese girls tail recurse my evaluator, if you catch my drift.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 10:11

>>24
Implement a metacircular evaluator, use it to barrel roll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 0:49

バンプ　パンツ

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-14 4:37

I'll invite myself at #1's place, tomorrow. We always do something on sundays.
from: my haskell nomad

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 21:23

[]09ipo

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 22:35

Good luck Densha Otaku-san!

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-14 23:28

Fuck, her place doesn't let guests in. Mine is the same. WTF? Why is it always like this in Japan?
from: pissed

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-14 23:29

>>30 Thanks, however I'm not an otaku, I'm a FUCKING EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
from: my susshole

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 23:44

>>31
honto? What kind of place do you live in?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 0:19

>>33
A 'dorm' (1 person/room). Same for her. She's working at a company and in her mid-20s, I don't get the point.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 3:11

You can do it, denwa otaku!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 14:47

and in her mid-20s
What the fuck, why would you even hit on that? Sick piece of shit.

Name: OP-san !Z7NnaO9BRE 2009-11-19 3:07

Yesterday we went to a bar and she cried at some point :3
I held her hand. She has some issues, apparently.
from: my ipod shuffle

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 3:07

>>36
It's a change from my usual schoolgirls harem (which every male in Japan has).

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 3:44

>>31
lol.
25 yearolds who get treated like the children they are.
i love japan.

Name: OP-san !BIrFvAqCx. 2009-12-03 19:38

ｂａｍｐｕ　ｐａｎｔｓｕ～

Got turned down Sunday but she took a day to think about it and had a hard time deciding. I'm not strong enough to control her emotionally, she said, I'm more like a little brother (she's older).

Not giving up so soon though. She told me previously that her first (and only) BF had insisted for 1-2 weeks saying he loves her and all that before she accepted, so I think she just needs me to show I'm serious and take things in charge.

Name: OP-san !wtxd3M53Tk 2009-12-03 19:39

>>40
Not sure about my trip anymore, fuck it.
from: my shitchan

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 19:46

>>40
You're ugly and you will never get the girl

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:28

Dear OP troll-sannerson

She doesn't like you. Please go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 2:00

>>43
I would rather suggest /r9k/ or /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 17:08

how did this end? i cannot take the suspense anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 17:54

>>45
It was ended the same way all our relationships will end with a restraining order

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 18:16

>>46
No, you're confusing /b/ with /prog/; the typical relationship here ends at the closing of the last browser window.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 18:26

>>47
A browser window? That's just too cold and impersonal. Not to mention the wasted space it necessarily causes. I can only enjoy my girlfriends in a dedicated fullscreen image viewer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 19:05

>>48
Now look who's wasting space. Yes, I'm saying your girlfriend is ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 19:43

>>48
I use Google Chrome, so that I can use 100% of my screen space.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 7:00

>>49
You're clever ploy to get me to upload her will not work. She's mine alone!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 7:04

>>51
>THERE ARE MANY WAIFUS BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 7:09

>>51
Your
Fixed that for you. Learn your grammar, people!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:00

* grammer

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 9:00

>>54
I prefer to call it "glamour"[1].

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[1]: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glamour#Etymology

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 11:02

grammar (“‘any sort of scholarship, especially occult  learning’”), from Latin  grammatica, from Greek  (grammatike tekhne), “‘art of letters’”).

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 11:46

>>56
So grammaticists were initially Greek artists, then went through the scholarchip phase in Rome, then turned into witches, then into bitches?

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialism_and_Occultism

Name: OP !aNIgERyWIs 2010-04-22 11:59

Fuck, still forgot the trip. Anyway. Someone pantsu'ed my thread and I happened to come to /prog/ so I might as well write the epilogue.

We met on Christmas, she was in an awful, awful mood. Said stuff like "I don't care about your birthday, I don't care about you or about other humans", mentionning how it was boring to be with me, etc. I suggested in an email later that she reconsider what she said, because I don't like being told stuff like that. She said she agreed, we'd better stop talking, and then went on to block/ignore me, effectively cancelling all our plans for the holiday.

After that I saw from her Twitter that she decided to leave for Dubai and cut contact with most of her friends, apparently including me. She left a month and a half ago. So, yeah, now she's working alone in Dubai in a contract for a few years. Shit sucks. I mostly got over it due to being fucking busy, but sometimes like now I still remember the time we spent together and I still like her, or at least the funny, sane, not I-hate-all-humans side of her. Today is her birthday.

Anyway, don't try to fix broken goods. It backfires. The end.

Unreachable girl detected. You can't post anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 12:28

You can't post anymore

you sure?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 14:49

>>58
"I don't care about your birthday, I don't care about you or about other humans"
Wow. That makes me want to propose to this woman. Too bad she's fictitious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 23:16

>>60
So tsundere～～～

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 0:09

>>61
Reminded me a bit of Haruhi

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 2:21

>>60
I know a 45 year old lady, who thinks the same way. Too bad she is married.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 2:34

>>58
I hope you named her after a programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:29

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:58

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 14:06

bumpu

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 7:54

Amazing thread. I now what to hear what happened to the OP's personal life after that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 7:56

Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 9:03

>>58
Man, that made me really fucking sad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 10:23

>>40
just rape her. she will thank you later

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 10:28

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 10:29

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 11:19

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke
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