My japanese girlfriend

ITT I will twitt concerning the girl I'm chasing. I think it's going well.

>>40
Not sure about my trip anymore, fuck it.
from: my shitchan

>>40
You're ugly and you will never get the girl

Dear OP troll-sannerson

She doesn't like you. Please go back to /b/.

>>43
I would rather suggest /r9k/ or /jp/.

how did this end? i cannot take the suspense anymore

>>45
It was ended the same way all our relationships will end with a restraining order

>>46
No, you're confusing /b/ with /prog/; the typical relationship here ends at the closing of the last browser window.

>>47
A browser window? That's just too cold and impersonal. Not to mention the wasted space it necessarily causes. I can only enjoy my girlfriends in a dedicated fullscreen image viewer.

>>48
Now look who's wasting space. Yes, I'm saying your girlfriend is ugly.

>>48
I use Google Chrome, so that I can use 100% of my screen space.

>>49
You're clever ploy to get me to upload her will not work. She's mine alone!

>>51
>THERE ARE MANY WAIFUS BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

>>51
Your
Fixed that for you. Learn your grammar, people!!

* grammer

>>54
I prefer to call it "glamour"^[1].

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[1]: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glamour#Etymology

grammar (“‘any sort of scholarship, especially occult  learning’”), from Latin  grammatica, from Greek  (grammatike tekhne), “‘art of letters’”).

>>56
So grammaticists were initially Greek artists, then went through the scholarchip phase in Rome, then turned into witches, then into bitches?

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialism_and_Occultism

Fuck, still forgot the trip. Anyway. Someone pantsu'ed my thread and I happened to come to /prog/ so I might as well write the epilogue.

We met on Christmas, she was in an awful, awful mood. Said stuff like "I don't care about your birthday, I don't care about you or about other humans", mentionning how it was boring to be with me, etc. I suggested in an email later that she reconsider what she said, because I don't like being told stuff like that. She said she agreed, we'd better stop talking, and then went on to block/ignore me, effectively cancelling all our plans for the holiday.

After that I saw from her Twitter that she decided to leave for Dubai and cut contact with most of her friends, apparently including me. She left a month and a half ago. So, yeah, now she's working alone in Dubai in a contract for a few years. Shit sucks. I mostly got over it due to being fucking busy, but sometimes like now I still remember the time we spent together and I still like her, or at least the funny, sane, not I-hate-all-humans side of her. Today is her birthday.

Anyway, don't try to fix broken goods. It backfires. The end.

Unreachable girl detected. You can't post anymore

You can't post anymore

you sure?

>>58
"I don't care about your birthday, I don't care about you or about other humans"
Wow. That makes me want to propose to this woman. Too bad she's fictitious.

>>60
So tsundere～～～

>>61
Reminded me a bit of Haruhi

>>60
I know a 45 year old lady, who thinks the same way. Too bad she is married.

>>58
I hope you named her after a programming language.

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

<-- check em dubz

bumpu

Amazing thread. I now what to hear what happened to the OP's personal life after that.

Less of this.

>>58
Man, that made me really fucking sad.

>>40
just rape her. she will thank you later

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke

>>71
nicely done, slowpoke