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just a question...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:48

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 6:00

>>478-480
fucking underage virgins

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 10:37

>>481
I call shenanigans!!!! Perhaps it is YOU, sir, who is the virgin.

I'd choose sex of course.

Name: Scope 2009-11-19 10:42

Hey guys how can i get my 4chan replier working ?

   1.
      <?
   2.
      
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      //composizione stringa per il post
   5.
      //$message="worksss";
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      // $user="&com=";
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      $StringHttpPost="com=".urlencode('amazing');
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      $len= strlen($StringHttpPost);
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      $p="POST http://nov.4chan.org/s/imgboard.php HTTP/1.0\r\n"; //
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      $p.="host: http://nov.4chan.org/s/res/6649649.html\r\n"; //
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      $p.="Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n";
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      $p.="Content-length: $len\r\n\r\n";
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      $p.="$StringHttpPost\r\n";
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      $p.="\r\n";
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      //ottengo ip del server in questo momento
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      $gwhost=gethostbyname("cgi.4chan.org");
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      $fp=fsockopen($gwhost,80,&$errno,&$errstr,30);
  18.
      //stampo la chiamata SOLO PER DEBUG
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      echo $p;
  20.
      //mando la richiesta al server
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      if ($fp) {
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      fputs($fp,$p);
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      $rawreply=fread($fp,1024);
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      fclose($fp);
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      } else {
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      echo "Connection error";
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      }
  28.
      // stampo la risposta del server (SE INTERESSA)
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      // altrimenti si può non stampare
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      echo "Risposta server: $rawreply";
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      ?>

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 10:45


we shall all choose programming or go to /r9k/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 10:45

I like the taste of beef jerky in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 11:02

i486 get

fuck yeah !

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 11:17

cons cons car car cdr cdr

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 12:57

>>487
(cons (cons (car car) cdr) cdr)

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-19 13:06

>>488
I realise that this is a troll and that you aren't stupid enough to take the car of a function, but
[Anonymous@/prog/ ~]$ ikarus
Ikarus Scheme version 0.0.3
Copyright (c) 2006-2008 Abdulaziz Ghuloum

(cons (cons (car car) cdr) cdr)
Unhandled exception
 Condition components:
   1. &assertion
   2. &who: car
   3. &message: "argument does not have required pair structure"
   4. &irritants: (#<procedure car>)

[Anonymous@/prog/ ~]$ mzscheme
Welcome to MzScheme v4.2.1 [3m], Copyright (c) 2004-2009 PLT Scheme Inc.
(cons (cons (car car) cdr) cdr)
car: expects argument of type <pair>; given #<procedure:car>

 === context ===
/usr/local/lib/plt/collects/scheme/private/misc.ss:74:7


[Anonymous@/prog/ ~]$ sbcl
This is SBCL 1.0.30, an implementation of ANSI Common Lisp.
More information about SBCL is available at <http://www.sbcl.org/>;.

SBCL is free software, provided as is, with absolutely no warranty.
It is mostly in the public domain; some portions are provided under
BSD-style licenses.  See the CREDITS and COPYING files in the
distribution for more information.
* (cons (cons (car car) cdr) cdr)

debugger invoked on a UNBOUND-VARIABLE in thread #<THREAD "initial thread" RUNNING {A9036C1}>:
  The variable CAR is unbound.

Type HELP for debugger help, or (SB-EXT:QUIT) to exit from SBCL.

restarts (invokable by number or by possibly-abbreviated name):
  0: [ABORT] Exit debugger, returning to top level.

(SB-INT:SIMPLE-EVAL-IN-LEXENV CAR #<NULL-LEXENV>)
0]

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:17

fuck y'all all. Sex all tha way. Mofo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:21

>>489
It's perfectly valid in CL(Lisp-2, where variables and functions are in separate namespaces):

(let ((car '(lisp))
      (cdr nil))
  (cons (cons (car car) cdr) cdr));=>((LISP))

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 15:03

>>489
Yo dawg

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-21 8:08

I'd definately choose sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-21 8:15

I'd definitely choose sexps.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-21 9:01

>>491
You could probably shadow a binding in drscheme's module language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-21 11:52

I'd choose Sex! under the moonlight sussman to issho~

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:23

Sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:27

I chose programing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:27

Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:27

programing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:28

Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:52

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:05

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:15

499-503
virgins detected

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:20

100 bottles of beer on the wall you take one down and pass it around.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:27

Open-source sex.

As in, we go to a busy intersection, get a few people to join us, and make sloppy, messy gay sex, making everyone else ashamed.

Then someone slams into a building while sexing it up, ends up scratching his leg, and sues the owners for millions of dollars.

And finally RMS arrives and masturbates slowly watching the party. While eating his toe junk.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:29

>>506
And if you decide to have nice clean sex with a woman behind closed doors, they call you a pervert.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:36

nice sex

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