just a question...

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

Open-source sex.

As in, we go to a busy intersection, get a few people to join us, and make sloppy, messy gay sex, making everyone else ashamed.

Then someone slams into a building while sexing it up, ends up scratching his leg, and sues the owners for millions of dollars.

And finally RMS arrives and masturbates slowly watching the party. While eating his toe junk.