/prog/ - THE RAPE TUNNEL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:17

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/the_rape_tunnel.html

Artists get all the action :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:21

>>1
This is an excellent metaphor for the experience of reading /prog/

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2009-10-06 4:05

>>2
I concur.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 7:25

hax my vagina

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:44

THE HAX TUNNEL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:54

ITT YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:02

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/reflections-on-the-rape-tunnel/

Homosexuals trolling homosexuals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:27

>>7
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:49

>>7
just like prog

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:51

'is was a pretty good troll. Almost 7/10.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:20

hey man you ripped this from @saovq

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:14

(define (rape-tunnel traveler . s) (map rape (cons traveler s))

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:44

>>12

(define rape-tunnel

  (lambda travellers

    (map rape travellers)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:59

while(1)

{

     rape;

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:19

>>11
back to @/twitter/ please

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:20

>>14
What language is that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:14

>>16
sexualharrasment++

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:18

>>16
It's valid Perl code.

Really. It's actually valid Perl code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:10

>>18

chrisdesktop:~ christopher$ perl

back to @/twitter/ please

Bareword found where operator expected at - line 1, near "@/twitter"

        (Missing operator before twitter?)

^C

chrisdesktop:~ christopher$ █

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:14

>>19
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:30

>>19
Well obviously it won't work if you don't also write sub rape { ... }. Loser.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:40

def rape

  yield

end

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:48

>22
That only works for the callee.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 22:39

10 RAPE
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:42

10 GOTO >>24

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 1:54

>>20
Did you just tell Chris off‽

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:17

You enter a dark tunnel. There is an undead dog on your trail.
The walls are smeared with unknown sticky substance spelling "Hax My Anus".
Your actions:

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:21

I use ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING:

int main() {

  return 0 / 0;

}

Problem solved: there's no more undead dog trailing me, there's no more unknown sticky substance. There's no more world either, so there are no more worries.

GAME OVER

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:45

>>28
No, it's not. That's a constraint violation and not undefined behavior as you seem to imply.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:49

>>27
ur dof is unded lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:58

>>27
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 7:17

HA HA HA. FORCED CRAP IS SO FUNNY! SELF-DECLARED "MEME"S. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 5:10

>>32
This was forced last year, get on the bus.

Name: Haxus the rapist 2009-10-09 9:43

Haxus the rapist

THE RAPE TUNNEL

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Name: Haxus the rapist 2009-10-09 9:43

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 14:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 19:41

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:31

THE RAPE TUNNEL

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:17

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:21

3 Name: HMA MEME FAN 2009-10-06 4:05

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 7:25

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:44

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:54

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:02

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:27

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:49

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:51

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:20

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:14

13 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:44

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:59

15 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:19

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:20

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:14

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:18

19 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:10

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:14

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:30

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:40

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:48

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 22:39

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:42

26 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 1:54

27 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:17

28 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:21

29 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:45

30 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:49

31 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:58

32 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 7:17

33 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 5:10

34 Name: Haxus the rapist 2009-10-09 9:43

35 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 14:11

36 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 19:41

37 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:31

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:17

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:21

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2009-10-06 4:05

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 7:25

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:44

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 11:54

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:02

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 12:27

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:49

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:51

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:20

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:14

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:44

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:59

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:19

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 19:20

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:14

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 20:18

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:10

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:14

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:30

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:40

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 21:48

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 23:42

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 1:54

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:17

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:21

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:45

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:49

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 6:58

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 7:17

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 5:10

Name: Haxus the rapist 2009-10-09 9:43

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 14:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 19:41

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:31