THE RAPE TUNNEL

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/the_rape_tunnel.html

Artists get all the action :(

I use ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING:

int main() {
  return 0 / 0;
}

Problem solved: there's no more undead dog trailing me, there's no more unknown sticky substance. There's no more world either, so there are no more worries.

GAME OVER