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Name: Haxxus the 1000x Better 2009-10-06 1:02

[21:55:08] <Isaac> boolean b;
[21:55:27] <Isaac> if(GC >= -25) b = true;
[21:55:30] <Isaac> else b = false;
[21:55:38] <Isaac> System.out.print(b);
[21:55:43] <Oddity> Java?
[21:55:48] <Cel> yes
[21:55:52] <Oddity> I like C
[21:55:57] <Cel> are you insane
[21:56:00] <Cel> C is a plague
[21:56:01] <Oddity> possibly
[21:56:14] <Cel> have fun mallocing strings
[21:56:15] <Cel> like a fag
[21:56:21] <Oddity> lol
[21:56:21] <Cel> harharhar
[21:56:40] <Cel> or do you use calloc 2 make urself seem fancier
[21:56:54] <Cel> java is like C only 1000x beter

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 1:10

You're both fucking losers.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 1:16

>>2
Thread pretty much over. You can go home now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 1:46

>>3
Worst post ever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 1:48

>>4, did you read >>1 .  Or maybe you are >>1 !

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:22

Wouldn't it have been simpler to write System.out.print(GC >= -25);

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 2:30

>>6
Wasnt that the point of the thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 4:03

>>7
Actually I believe it is about The Algorithmic Language Scheme, like all threads in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 4:10

doh ho ho. this is retarded.
where do you guys get this stuff?
it disturbs me that loyal /prog/riders are hanging around in such places.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 4:33

>>7
The point of the thread is that some fuckhead thinks that Java is "like C only 1000 better"

The "using calloc to make yourself seem fancier" comment too

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 4:36

>>9
remember there is no Xarn without mauke, some of us FIOC and some OIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 7:01

>>10
Who cares? If you want to read stupid things, read TheDailyWTF which is a website dedicated to writing bullshit for audiences like you. Now please, don't ever make another thread with IRC bullshit from some n00b who probably hasn't even gotten past the point of no return in his academia nor has any actual experience to have a credible opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 9:28

<Reimu> wth is Ruby?
<Reimu> some scriptshit
<Marisa> it's like python, but not good
<Reimu> yeah i figured something like that
<Elis> python is shit, ruby is shit on wheels on its way to hell

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 14:15

ruby got rails not wheels

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 14:33

Whitespace on Wheels

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 15:14

Java on virtual machinery

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:15

>>1
Anyone saying "C is a plague" is not even worth discussing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:21

<Reimu> むきー!
<Reimu> Me, or Dr. Pepper!
<Reimu> Which do you like more!?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:41

>>18
Please don't do that. I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 18:56

<Patche> むきゅ~!
<Patche> Me, or DrScheme!
<Patche> Which do you like more!?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 0:28

C is really crappy i mean i have to call a function to arrange some space just to store a string really this is the 21st century and i expect a program languages to have excellent built-in string facilities otherwise its crap

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 0:54

>>21
This.

In a year, C will go the way of assembly and will only be used in very few locations, 99% of which will be to write interpreters for the new popular languages such as Java and Python.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 4:42

>>22
dont forget ruby. oh its so kawaii desu. i like to run it on my mac for extra kawaii ness.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 4:47

>>22
i don't know whether to lol or facepalm

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:08

>>22
this is embedded calling, earth to anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:22

>>24
This

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 5:34

>>25
Embed My Anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 16:00

>>22
retard

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 20:07

>>22
Really, one year. In one year C will go away. Funny.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 20:46

In one year, JavaScript will go away.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 21:24

>>29
This is actually a concept that many notable computer engineers and scientists agree with, although most differ on how long it will take (6 months to 3 years).

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 21:34

>>31
Oh, sure sure.
I heard all those same notable computer engineers and scientists also say that assembly language is going to be gone within 2 weeks[1].

______________________________________
[1] references? who needs references? I expect you to just believe my completely braindead, batshit insane claims.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 21:49

>>31
Yeah bullshit. They said the same thing last decade and they'll say the same thing next decade. Meanwhile real-world programs that people actually use to do work and accomplish things, like word processors, spreadsheets, webservers, etc. will continue to be written in C(++).

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-10-07 21:50

>>32
Here. You can read about it on my blog.
frozenvoid.blogspot.com
Sometime in the next few days I'll be posting an essay about why Lisp is going to completely replace C in all uses within the next year.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 23:20

I hope C never goes away =)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 23:45

>>34
I'll be posting an essay about why JavaScript is going to completely replace C

Do you even know frozen2buo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 0:23

Lol, /prog/ at the beginning of the school year is funny.  People who have never heard the words YHBT are a little too easy if they are falling for shit like "C is gone in a year".

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 0:24

>>37
yhbt

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 0:25

>>38
YBHMMT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 0:51

>>39

I disagree with that characterization

I present that trolling beyond two abstractions always collapses into a idiocy function. The idea that this is somehow layered abstraction is an overly hopeful and, frankly, religious attitude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 0:53

>>40

. . .  but good thing that was defined as T2

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 4:08


[21:55:43] <Oddity> Java?
[21:55:48] <Cel> yes
[21:55:52] <Oddity> I like C

Fascinating, tell me more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 5:26

>>42
[21:56:00] <Cel> C is a plague
[21:56:54] <Cel> java is like C only 1000x beter

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 5:55

>>43

[21:57:03] <Cel> i'm thinking of coming out
[21:57:35] <Cel> would you mind if I told you I was rubbing my cock

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !tQq1sLlmuk 2009-10-08 6:26

lOL BORING CRAP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 16:45

Is your channel  full of Gentoo fanboys like #sicp?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 7:03

Don't change these.
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