expert Java programmer

[21:55:08] <Isaac> boolean b;
[21:55:27] <Isaac> if(GC >= -25) b = true;
[21:55:30] <Isaac> else b = false;
[21:55:38] <Isaac> System.out.print(b);
[21:55:43] <Oddity> Java?
[21:55:48] <Cel> yes
[21:55:52] <Oddity> I like C
[21:55:57] <Cel> are you insane
[21:56:00] <Cel> C is a plague
[21:56:01] <Oddity> possibly
[21:56:14] <Cel> have fun mallocing strings
[21:56:15] <Cel> like a fag
[21:56:21] <Oddity> lol
[21:56:21] <Cel> harharhar
[21:56:40] <Cel> or do you use calloc 2 make urself seem fancier
[21:56:54] <Cel> java is like C only 1000x beter

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>>31
Oh, sure sure.
I heard all those same notable computer engineers and scientists also say that assembly language is going to be gone within 2 weeks^[1].

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[1] references? who needs references? I expect you to just believe my completely braindead, batshit insane claims.