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Axiom of Deep Thinking [phil. of prog.]

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 16:07

Can machines think?

Abstract

We study the question originally (not) asked by Alan Turing in his seminal paper 'Computing Machinery and Intelligence' published in the philosophical journal Mind (1950).

The Axiom of Deep Thinking is defined for a semantics where "deep thinkers" effect the pan-universal as they study/perceive it: Examples - Cantor, Godel, Christ, Neo [fictional]. The term "deep thinker" has no single tangible definition (as yet) but the various definitions used in this field (philosophy of programming and overlaps with computational philosophy and philosophy of the mind) do agree with certain key observations. A Deep Thinker must have studied/meditated/conjugated on a previously unstudied topic to such a powerful effect that the pan-universal was mutated by them. The pan-universal is a well known term so I will just reiterate breifly by referring examples in popular mathematical culture: The Book (Paul Erdos) and The Infinite Mind (Gaisi Takeuti).

Our in depth study is Alan Turing: His homosexuality was a key point in our study and motivates our conclusion (and proof). As a homosexual he would not be (physically) capable of producing offspring. The only way for a human to create a thinking intelligent machine is by sexual reproduction: Whether this was concious to Turing is not known. This effect permeated all his work and the drastic side effect (unforseen by him) was that his Deep Thinking rendered the future creation of AI permenantly impossible.

Conclusion: We have produced another example of Deep Thinking which has helped add much to the credibility of the theory. We beleive the theory of Deep Thinking to be universally accepted in the logic community before long. The repercussions of Turings Deep Thinking have been extremely vast and harmful to the human race: We do leave this topic for a further study, but offer a quote from Asimov as a lamenting afterthought: "I beleive that AI is essential to the survival of the human race."

Name: Axiom of Being Cummed Inside 2009-09-29 16:14

Is being cummed inside pleasurable?

Abstract

We study the question originally (not) asked by Anonymous in his /lounge/ thread 'The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside' published in the philosophical journal Anus (1950).

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside is defined for a semantics where "deep cumming" effect the pan-universal as they study/perceive it: Examples - MILKRIBS4k, RedCream, pork soda. The term "deep cummer" has no single tangible definition (as yet) but the various definitions used in this field do agree with certain key observations. A Deep Cummer must have achieved a previously unreachable pleasure to such a powerful effect that the pan-universal was mutated by them. The pan-universal is a well known term so I will just reiterate breifly by referring examples in popular textboard: The Ramifications of Being Cummed Inside (Anonymous) and The Ultimate Fate of Being Cummed Inside (Anonymous).

Our in depth study is MILKRIBS4k: His homosexuality was a key point in our study and motivates our conclusion (and proof). As a homosexual he would not be (physically) capable of asking questions. The only way for a human to ask an intelligent question is by using a question mark: Whether this was concious to MILKRIBS4k is not known. This effect permeated all his work and the drastic side effect (unforseen by him) was that his Deep Cumming rendered the future creation of questions permenantly impossible.

Conclusion: We have produced another example of Deep Cumming which has helped add much to the credibility of the theory. We beleive the theory of Deep Cumming to be universally accepted in the /lounge/ community before long. The repercussions of Anonymous'$MILKRIBS4k's Deep Cumming have been extremely vast and harmful to the human race: We do leave this topic for a further study, but offer a quote from Anonymous as a lamenting afterthought: "I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky."

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !tQq1sLlmuk 2009-09-29 16:27

FIRST

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 16:38

bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 16:38

>>3
FIRST

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 16:39

>>3,5 you're both wrong, >>1 is first

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 20:08

>>1 is the most important thing you have ever read

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 20:24

well that was a waste of time, OP.
i demand you give me my wasted time back! FUCK YOU!
is this the kind of stuff that philosophers get paid for? man, they're even more useless and laughable than i first though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 2:55

>>1
Patent non-sense.
>>2
This deserves a grant for further study.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 4:14

>>9
Uhm, I don't think that POBCI is researchable here. back to /lounge/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 4:45

>>2
I should print off a few copies and leave them in the output trays of the copy machines and printers at my university library.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 5:09

>>11
Yes. Yes, you should.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 5:30

Just because we're here, here's Abelson and Sussman explaining recursion in a friendly little diagram.

http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8aea00screenshot200909.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 5:42

>>13
gah.
that looks like the original photo was photocopied, and then the photocopy was photocopied, then a photo was taken of the photocopy and printed on a photocopier with no low toner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 5:51

>>14
Blame MIT Press, the diagrams in my copy of SICP are shit too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 6:07

>>15
It is you that is shit. Look deeper.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 6:34

>>16
That is a very unfriendly thing to say, Anonymous :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 6:48

>>17
...ever heard the koan with Minsky and Sussman?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 6:51

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 6:58

>>19
and then i realised that /prog/ probably didn't write that koan.
dissapoint

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 7:03

Alonzo Church looks like a pimp rider

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 8:23

>>13
That first bitch sure has a rape face.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 9:35

>>8
It's not paid for

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 16:59

"Cantor, Godel, Christ, Neo [fictional]"

It's Gödel...

and it should be: "Cantor, Godel, Christ[fictional], Neo [fictional]"

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 17:58

it should be: "Godel, Escher, Bach, The Sussman"

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 22:03

it should be: "Bach, Mozart, Beethoven"
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 17:11

I'm writing a book called "Sussman, Mondrian, John Cage"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 17:12

>>24
GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING ATHEIST

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 22:45

>>28
I'm an atheist as well, and I think I'll stick around, thanks.  :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 3:27

>>28,29
Atheists are the same with theists.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 4:30

What is your understanding of a "better search engine" I wonder, and what adaption does it have to reality? That is, which search engine would you say is "good enough" (for some value to be enough)? If the answers google, read this: Google recently has changed its search engine to help wikipedia. Wikipedia has a major bandwidth problem and it strives to keep it low, that's why there's the "star" feature which makes an article read only for most users. These stars are given based on bandwidth consumption for the particular article (notice the calculations are more sophisicated than the sum of bytes transfered, since that'd mean a long article or an article with lots of media would rank high much easier than corresponding short one). If the article gets visited a lot, then it gets the star. Also, don't forget that Wikipedia does not stand alone on the matter of its existence, else it'd be dead time ago. Another problem of Wikipedia is that it got linked too much - simply too many people reference Wikipedia. Google ranked it higher than any other link in most results for which there was an article for it. That of course is something good, because wikipedia articles are up to par (for NON-technical endeavors). But google is massive, and wikipedia had to look for a way to free itself from such heavy weight put on its shoulders by google. The contract roughly was:
Articles which address diachronic concepts or factualities are still ranked on top; (th. Wikipedia dominates the academia using google), Therefore, articles which are regularly changed (in content, not appearance), such as present pseudo-historic commentary, trends, fashion, products, etc get a lower ranking; in particularly, there's a minimum 2 ranks distance (wikipedia is bound to the third position or lower, depending on its relevance to the query and of course the competitor websites which demand a place higher than WK), and other websites get to have their content 'highlighted'. That pleases both Wikipedia and everyone who was unpleased with the mass of Wikipedia (every advertising agency, even google). So you can see how this occured. Google became biased, more than it was before, if any. Lo - search engines return scrambled information: you have to fiddle through it with some criteria and judge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 15:28

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 15:48

>>31
fiddle
Stopped reading right there, what the fuck is that silly word.  I hate you now.

Name: [[:verb:]] MY ANUS MEME FAN 2009-10-02 15:48

FIDDLE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:01

>>11
Be sure to add 10-20 pages of Markov-chain-generated text that resembles an actual article, and staple everything together.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:22

>>34
fiddle [b|with[/b] my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 20:43

puts anus.status
Fiddled

Name: John Searle 2009-10-02 22:40

>>1

To answer your question, no.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 0:52

>>38
back to /chineseroom/ please

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 13:47

>>2
bampu my pantsu this isnt /lounge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:12

shitfuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 17:19

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 3:49

[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 14:28

>>43
Back to Wikipedia, please!

Name: EXPERT MATHEMATICIAN 2011-08-14 2:29

EUREKA!

{ an ∪ S }

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT 2011-08-14 9:58

i HAVE BEEN AWOKEN. wHO DARETH MESS WITH MY NARCOSIS? gOTTA HUSTLE GOTTA HURRY HEINOUS BITCHES THINK THEY GON GET AWAY WITH IT!

fUCK THE PERSON POSTING ABOVE ME.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-14 13:48

>>45 What are the implications of this discovery?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-14 14:26

>>47
hax

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 23:57

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

Name: n3n7i 2011-09-06 0:08

>>1
did godel actually change the universe..?
Or just the way it is perceived?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 0:11

>>50 cretin

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 2:50

>>50
Did just you used a cliché or a stereotype?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 9:15

>>1
Truly interesting but, have you thought about if machines can drink?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:01

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:49


All things are possible through Allah my friend.

May take a little while though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:19





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