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Axiom of Deep Thinking [phil. of prog.]

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 16:07

Can machines think?

Abstract

We study the question originally (not) asked by Alan Turing in his seminal paper 'Computing Machinery and Intelligence' published in the philosophical journal Mind (1950).

The Axiom of Deep Thinking is defined for a semantics where "deep thinkers" effect the pan-universal as they study/perceive it: Examples - Cantor, Godel, Christ, Neo [fictional]. The term "deep thinker" has no single tangible definition (as yet) but the various definitions used in this field (philosophy of programming and overlaps with computational philosophy and philosophy of the mind) do agree with certain key observations. A Deep Thinker must have studied/meditated/conjugated on a previously unstudied topic to such a powerful effect that the pan-universal was mutated by them. The pan-universal is a well known term so I will just reiterate breifly by referring examples in popular mathematical culture: The Book (Paul Erdos) and The Infinite Mind (Gaisi Takeuti).

Our in depth study is Alan Turing: His homosexuality was a key point in our study and motivates our conclusion (and proof). As a homosexual he would not be (physically) capable of producing offspring. The only way for a human to create a thinking intelligent machine is by sexual reproduction: Whether this was concious to Turing is not known. This effect permeated all his work and the drastic side effect (unforseen by him) was that his Deep Thinking rendered the future creation of AI permenantly impossible.

Conclusion: We have produced another example of Deep Thinking which has helped add much to the credibility of the theory. We beleive the theory of Deep Thinking to be universally accepted in the logic community before long. The repercussions of Turings Deep Thinking have been extremely vast and harmful to the human race: We do leave this topic for a further study, but offer a quote from Asimov as a lamenting afterthought: "I beleive that AI is essential to the survival of the human race."

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:12

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 17:19

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 3:49

[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 14:28

>>43
Back to Wikipedia, please!

Name: EXPERT MATHEMATICIAN 2011-08-14 2:29

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-14 13:48

>>45 What are the implications of this discovery?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-14 14:26

>>47
hax

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 23:57

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

Name: n3n7i 2011-09-06 0:08

>>1
did godel actually change the universe..?
Or just the way it is perceived?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 0:11

>>50 cretin

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 2:50

>>50
Did just you used a cliché or a stereotype?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 9:15

>>1
Truly interesting but, have you thought about if machines can drink?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:01

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:49


All things are possible through Allah my friend.

May take a little while though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:19





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