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I heard a girl today talking about lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 2:12

She pronounced CDR coo-der. It was moe!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 2:13

:3

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 2:13

>>1
<3

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 3:57

>>1
it could-er
fuckface .

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 4:05

>>4
it's cudder,
super fuckface poopiebrain

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 4:21

>>5
COULD-ER !!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 4:37

/ˈkʌdər/ or /ˈkʊdər/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 4:42

/ˈkΛdər/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 4:43

>>1
Was she at least decent looking?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 5:39

cuddergirl moe!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 5:43

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 5:43

cdr娘萌え

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 6:02

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 6:04

I don't give a shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 8:00

CDR? I hardly know 'er!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 9:50

Contents of decrement register.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 9:56

cuddy is hot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 9:58

I glanced up from my terminal and saw Suzanne;
She looked hotter than a GPU without a cooling fan,
'Cause when a girl walks in the lab with an itty bitty waist,
And she pulls an Inspiron out her laptop case,
And she opens vi and she starts to code,
I wanna work her like some ciphertext in CFB mode.

I said "honey, have you got dynamic loading support?
'Cause I think I have a package for you to import."
She's like, "Mmm yeah, but is your package extensible?"
In the face of my charisma she's completely indefensible;
So I jot down her digits and her email addresses,
And that night she'll be responding to my intimate caresses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 9:58

>>1
I bet it was like your first "hello, world".

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:28

>>9
Yeah... super thin, kinda pasty, jet black hair, angular face and large brown eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:32

omg omg

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:33

This is only a test.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:33

>>20
You douche thats the girl from "Coder Girl".

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:36

>>23
I loled cause I didnt catch it at first.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:37

>>18
This looks familiar.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:46

>>20
Good thing she wasn't black.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 10:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk
Check 2:31
xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 11:00

>>27
*angrily extends arm and points finger in the direction of XKCD*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 11:07

rand(aaaaaaaaaaaaaal), you cock sucker!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:16

>>23
That's also a pretty accurate description of what turns my head[1] :(

[1] As far as white girls go, anyway. Latinas are hotter anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 12:22

she could cuddle with my CDR if you know what i mean .

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 13:15

>>30
saying white girls aren't as hot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 13:19

>>32
For fuck's sake, stop paraphrasing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 13:22

>>33
Implying anyone cares about your opinion

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 13:38

>>32,34
Please return to the image boards immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 14:24

>>35
Something urgent? Can't they wait a few hours?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:34

>> 1
Sorry to burst your bubble but the person in question was obviously a trap. Girl coders? Everyone knows you've more chance of finding the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus all in the same day, then you ever have of finding a girl that writes code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:35

>>37
OMG do you think linetrap knows a lisp? I would die!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:37

>>38
You betcha

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:31

>>37
Tsundere

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:53

>>37

I can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 20:28

>>37
[i]PROFESSIONAL QUOTING TECHNIQUE AT WORK[/i]

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 22:02

Personally, I would love it if linetrap were my coder girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 22:04

>>37
One word Leah Culver thread over.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2009-09-16 22:20

>>44
I'm not forgotten :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 22:57

>>45
how could we forget the only woman to have sex with RMS?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 4:37

>>42
I chortled at the irony of this post. In before late ``YHBT'' to cover your failure.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 9:59

>>44
Leah Culver is a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 12:17

>>48
Quite simply, yes.

To elaborate, the other side presents only circumstantial evidence and hearsay.

Without proof positive, in the form of pictures or DNA evidence the claim of female programmers does not and cannot stand.

Any further questions?

Your Honor, the State rests its case at this time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 15:11

Well, this isn't exactly a macro, but I still didn't evaluate the function myself. That's gotta be worth something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 15:31

Well, this isn't exactly a macro, but I still didn't evaluate the function myself. That's gotta be worth something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 16:35

Well, this isn't exactly a macro, but I still didn't evaluate the function myself. That's gotta be worth something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 16:51

Well, this isn't exactly a macro, but I still didn't evaluate the function myself. That's gotta be worth something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 16:52

COMBRO
BREAKER
IS
COMBO

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 18:15

>>51-54
I see someone tried to get my program working without commenting out the unit tests.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 19:31

I find your lack of testing ... disturbing *choke*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 19:39

Naw, I knew this really nice looking blonde chick that codes, real nice ass and titties.  She was batshit insane though, quite literally batshit...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 20:13

>>58
Hey Vegeta, what's the trap detector say about that blonde's trap level?
It's over nine thooooooooooooooooooooousand !!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 20:28

i've met two Korean women who are programmers. one of them was quite good looking.
i think they were codemonkeys though, not EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 20:37

sex and gender generalizations are dumb and are also probably a significant part of the reason why there are so few women in this field

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 20:42

>>61
and nothing of value was lost

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 20:46

>>61
bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 22:46

>>61
Actually, these generalizations occur in essentially every field. There are constantly statistics produced about women in any field as if it fucking matters. So much for "gender equality." Can't really be equal when you're a special case, now, can you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 0:01

>>61
No, it's just because women are dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 7:09

>>61
Don't be a faggot. I think you need to be made an example of.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:03

>>64
In fact these statistics are about men. It's men who are special case.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:22

I saw a girl today - I hit her

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:29

>>67

get out, woman

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:32

>>68
i don't know why, but i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:28

>>69
Just think about it. If someone published a study titled ``98.7% of LISP developers are men'' all you guys would whine to no end, "why are men speeshul", "why are we singled out", "who cares if a coder has a penis" and so on. Women are naturally more balanced and less likely to make a fuss over nothing, so for the sake of tranquility (but justified by "political correctness" ffs) everything gets titled the way it is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:31

>>71
those "women" are just post-op transsexuals

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:39

>> 71
The facts are that the intelligence bell curve for women is more peaked around the mean that the same curve for men. The bell curve for men is flatter by comparison, and thus the really bright (and the really stupid) ones tend to be men.

Sorry bitches you're just too normal for high functioning intellectual pursuits like coding. Now do some normal shit like balance the family budget, pay the bills, and make some fukken sammichs already 'cuz I'm busy trying to code here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:04

Women are naturally more balanced and less likely to make a fuss over nothing
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Name: Sagespeare 2009-09-18 12:12

>>74
I didst myself have quite the chuckle at that, verily.
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