/prog/ - The Name

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 10:46

Hey [spoiler]\gorp[/spoiler]

I'm gonna buy a new laptop. And I need a new, possibly epic, hostname for it. Female names preferred but not required. Do your better!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 10:49

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 10:50

>>1
Expert Grammarian

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 10:56

james@james-laptop

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 10:57

possibly epic
What? How can a computer name be epic? Well, maybe something like ``Hax'umulus, Corrupter of Bytes, Vanquisher of bugs, Lord of Things'', but I don't think that's a good name.

Name: Haxus The Laptop 2009-09-01 11:30

Haxus The Laptop

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 11:54

OP Here.

>>4 Forget it. I'm not gonna install ubantu. I'll install a distro for real men.

>>5 So, what's your computer named? Not james-laptop I hope...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 11:57

My laptop is named Lambda.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 11:58

i just call everything null.
because i'm lazy like that

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:12

>>9 Oh, I could call it "". Impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:23

>>7
Nope, but it certainly is not ``epic''. It's a named after a type of cavalry. The word means nothing to me historically, but is pleasant linguistically.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:27

>>11
...and what's that name? I'm not using it, I swear!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:28

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:34

name it after a programming language

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 13:00

My computer is affectionately known as StackPointerMonadicOverflow

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 13:33

>>12
It's not English, and I could compromise my anonymity by revealing it. But at least I believe you when you say that you're not using it. You wouldn't like it anyway.
>>14
U mena haskal, Robert?
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1248858569

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 13:34

wittgenstein

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 13:42

>>15
aww that's cute :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 13:59

>>16
Does it start with an Ｈ perhaps?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 14:03

>>19
It almost does.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 14:08

Make that double almost.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 14:28

>>20
>>21
How can it “almost” start? I am confus

Name: Back to /b/, please 2009-09-01 17:37

>>22
I am disappoint

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:05

Mildred

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:15

Rebecca

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:16

Kaori

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 22:46

>>4
chris@chris-laptop

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 23:49

My computers are the names of animals in arabic, or diet sodas, or chapstick brands

In other words, only faggots actually think about what they're going to use as a host name.

That includes Zarn and his fucking physicists

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 0:59

You heard the man, Xarn. Fuck you, and fuck your fucking ^bitch _ass physicists.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 1:38

>>28
Fresca!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 5:34

My computer is currently called Kate, my last computer was called Jess... When I gave away the computer in the next week I started dating a girl called Jess.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 5:50

Gentlemen, I think you will find this picture to be very truthful:
http://img.420chan.org/b/src/1251884950024.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 5:55

/gorp/ is not here.

Back to REchan, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 8:12

>>28
I'd have a much harder time coming up with animal names in Arabic or diet sodas or chapstick brands than names of physicists. Maybe higher education makes a difference?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 8:46

>>34

I have no idea

But I know name conventions don't have any real use
And distract from Satori

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 9:08

I'd use a name schema like X@theY because it kinda forms a sentence
replace Y with a noun

I'm camel@thedisco

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 12:41

>>36
noun phrase

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 16:50

my machines are called mutant, yoghurt and potato

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 19:37

>>36

Keep your cover band off the /prock/

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