The Name

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I'm gonna buy a new laptop. And I need a new, possibly epic, hostname for it. Female names preferred but not required. Do your better!

possibly epic
What? How can a computer name be epic? Well, maybe something like ``Hax'umulus, Corrupter of Bytes, Vanquisher of bugs, Lord of Things'', but I don't think that's a good name.