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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:10

can someone explain what .NET is to me in a few sentences?
something a 13 year old girl would understand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:14

糞食らえ

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:33

.NET is like your creepy uncle.  He'll violate you, plant his seed, and you will have his babies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:36

This is an impossible task. Girls do not understand computers, no matter how smart you think they are. That's why they don't let women design programming languages: The last time that happened, the result was COBOL.

But if we gave you the benefit of the doubt, we could say that .NET is a cross-platform framework tied to a runtime that JITs managed CLI programs to run at a significant fraction of native speed even with GC mammary menagement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:39

http://img12.imageshack.us/i/motivator45be6e661047f4.jpg/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 14:52

>>4
.NET
cross-platform
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:00

cross-platform
cross-platform
cross-platform
cross-platform
cross-platform
cross-platform

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:02

>>6
Well, it does run on different operating systems, including Microsoft Windows Server, Microsoft Windows XP Home, and Microsoft Windows Vista.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:11

>>8
Cross platform usually means entirely different OS's.  You call a program cross platform if it runs on linux 2.3 and linux 2.4

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:17

I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOUR POST. I'VE ALREADY READ IT 5 TIMES. KEEP POSTING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:21

>>8
Don't forget Xbox 360!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 15:57

>>6
Mono

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:15

>>12
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:33

>>13
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:33

>>14
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:34

>>14
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:35

>>15-16
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 19:43

>>5 Those 3 posts would hardly classify as a good thread
>>8 I lol'd
>>17 IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 21:48

>>18
It's not a good thread, but it's the best you can get out of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 21:51

>>19
You clearly haven't been here very long

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 21:54

>>20
you clearly use the word clearly to show how right you think you are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 21:56

>>19-21 clearly need to lurk the fuck more

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 22:10

>>22
clearly

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 22:40

>>5
that's so good i think i'm going to TWEET that

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 23:36

I tweet my twat on twitter so when I twit my twat I can tweet other people's twits while they twat as well.

Name: haxus the gay 2009-08-27 23:51

haxus the gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 0:32

>>5
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 20:28

can someone please explain me how to implement .NET in MIPS assembler?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 20:37

>>29
No, use ARM.
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