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Please stop the use of the *grabs dick* meme

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:40

As a girl programmer xD I cannot use this meme because I don't have a dick which I can grab. Please use only unisex memes from now on such as ``hax my anus''.

xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:44

>>1
I don't actually grab my dick when I write ``*grabs dick*.''

*grabs dick* (For real.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:44

I don't think the meme implied the dick had to be yours.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:46

>>1 here

>>3 all dicks are PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:53

[b]*grabs dick*[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 12:54

Oh, so you're a lesbian feminazi.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 13:06

>>6
Well I don't sympathize with the jews so I guess you're right.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2009-08-08 13:28

>>1
There are no girls on /prog/,now if you'll excuse me, I have some dicks to grab

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 13:53

I'm trying to envision a /prog/raiderette and I'm having problems with that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:00

>>9
Just imagine a fat, ugly woman that possibly smells badly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:03

>>10
Actually, I think she'd be pretty cute. Not I-want-to-fuck-you cute, but become-my-friend cute. Also, http://xs842.xs.to/xs842/09326/1211479920311609.jpg.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:04

>>11
I'd hit that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:05

>>11
http://i26.tinypic.com/345zwp3.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:07

>>13
Yeah, kinda like that. She's pretty. Well, maybe except the fact that she looks like a sister of Patrick Collision.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:18

>>1
you can grab my dick , if you catch my drift .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:20

The Culver was on /prog/ once, and seemingly, once only.

I don't think she minds grabbing dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 14:31

>>10-14
You're all forgetting this one:

http://scripts.mit.edu/~jesstess/blog/?p=25
http://web.mit.edu/jesstess/Public/scheme.jpg
http://web.mit.edu/jesstess/Public/men.JPG

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 15:12

>>17
ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 15:39

>>17
For once I'm proud to go to a so-so university crowded with normal people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 15:50

>>19
Are you implying there's something so terribly pathetic that it makes you wonder about the destiny of human civilization in the Scheme Halloween? I certainly hope you aren't!

Name: Gerald Jay Sussman 2009-08-08 15:55

Gerald Jay Sussman

Name: Haxus the Great 2009-08-08 16:08

Haxus the Great

Name: Joe 2009-08-08 16:09

Hello

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 16:33

Every thread you make is a testament to your desperate retardation.

Name: Haxus the Lesser 2009-08-08 16:47

Haxus the Lesser

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 16:52

>>24 They can't even recognize they are being trolled. There is 0 girls on /prog/.
50% of those EXPERT PROGAMMERs can't even read C code.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 16:52

>>24 Zeey cun't ifee recugneeze-a zeey ere-a beeeng trulled. Bork Bork Bork! Zeere-a is 0 gurls oon /prug/. Bork Bork Bork!
50% ooff thuse-a IXPERT PROGEMMERs cun't ifee reed C cude-a. Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 16:58

>>26
We can read it, we just find your sense of code aesthetics deplorable.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 17:04

>>28
I have only aesthetic value for optimized, focused code. Everything else is external fluff.


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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 17:04

>>28
I hefe-a oonly eeszeeteec felooe-a fur oopteemized, fucoosed cude-a. Bork Bork Bork! Iferytheeng ilse-a is ixternel flooffff. Bork Bork Bork!


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 17:26

>>29
Then you should only use assembly, nothing more.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 17:39

>>31 I settled on C, with some(portable) inline assembly.
C has nice libraries, and alot of built-on,optimized high-level structures like switch/for which require writing macros in fasm/nasm/etc. Aslo,it hard to optimize asm without heavy expertise on hardware and cpu design(e.g.alignment,SSE vectors).



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 17:40

>>31 I settled oon C, veet sume-a(purteble-a) inleene-a essembly. Bork Bork Bork!
C hes neece-a leebreries, und elut ooff booeelt-oon,oopteemized heegh-lefel strooctoores leeke-a sveetch/fur vheech reqooure-a vreeting mecrus in fesm/nesm/itc. Bork Bork Bork! Eslu,it herd tu oopteemize-a esm veethuoot heefy ixperteese-a oon herdvere-a und cpoo deseegn(i.g.eleegnment,SSE fecturs). Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 17:41

C is pretty much the lingua franca in app development. Its the JavaScript for the OS.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 17:41

C is pretty mooch zee leengooa frunca in epp defelupment. Bork Bork Bork! Its zee JefeScreept fur zee OoS. Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 17:45

>>29
I don't think you understand, FV. I don't care wha

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 18:11

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Fight the ongoing invasion of trolls and imageboard retards by sageing useless threads!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 19:52

*grabs girl*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 2:02

>>26
Just because you don't interact with other people because you smell badly doesn't mean a some girls don't program. Chances are there are least a few of them on /prog/.

Also aren't you a woman?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 6:37

>>75
Please stop this nonsense. It only decreases the signal-to-noise ratio and makes shit threads harder to filter.

If you want to help then do it right. (A 1000 posts in a thread of a guy that doesn't exist and just ignore the rest.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 11:01

>>77
There are probably four or five people who post here on a regular basis, and maybe two or three more who lurk. So, up to eight people. Girls make up far less than an eighth of real-life /prog/lodytes, so the chances that any participant or spectator has OVARIES is slim.

HOWEVER

There are a lot of transgender programmers, because programming is a gay activity and doing it a lot will turn you gay and submissive, which is only one step away (ie. a change of pronouns) from becoming a transmission. I could accept the idea that one or more trannies has taken up residence here, because that's about the same population distribution as on Freenode (about 1/4th are trans).

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:11

>>76
you wish lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:11

>>79
programming is a gay activity
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 20:36

>>81

I couldn't agree more.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 8:07

Stop this!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 8:18

*grabs dick*
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 11:23

share our similarities
celebrate our differentes
*grab dick*
*grabs tit*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 11:41

*grabs gun*
*pulls trigger*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 12:33

*checks dubs*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 14:59

You can grab my dick, cunt.

Name: sage 2012-02-08 16:21

Isn't it time to leave Richard alone?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 22:07

>>90
I just realized you can call Richard Stallman ``dick''. hehehe

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 6:25

rms!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 6:41

*rubs clit*

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 8:17

>>93
hehe
* blushes *

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 1:46

I like the meme though. It did die. You got your wish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 2:40

>>95
Like this meme!
*whips out dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 8:04

*grabs pussy*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 9:16

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 9:17

*grabs dubs*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 10:37

*grabs dubs again*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 11:00

>>1 "As a girl programmer"

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 11:05

*grabs cut*

Name: Mike 2013-07-31 11:30

>>23
hello joe

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 13:19

>>79
I loved your post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 13:43

>>79
I thought the same thing you did, but the "please mod us" petition got 19 signatures or something.  I didn't sign it, and I'm willing to say Nikita didn't sign it, so that makes at least 21 people on [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler], and realistically given normal poster to lurker ratios, probably over 100 to varying degrees.  That kind of surprises me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 13:44

>>105
fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 13:49

>>105
I signed like 5 times.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 14:35

>>107
In that case, fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 14:45

>>107
Me too. I thought I was just pissing someone off by doing it. I never thought of the consequences of forcing the appearance of consensus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 14:57

>>105
and I'm willing to say Nikita didn't sign it
Uh, no, please check the page.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 15:06

>>110
How about we all check my trips instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 15:19

>>111
Shittiest trips ever witnessed on /anus/. You put 50 decades of GET history to shame.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:12

This thread has been HIJACKED by #jp!! Get in here, #jp bros!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:14

#jp army reporting in!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:15

>>1
I am anusless

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:15

Give me all your memes or I'll blow this place up!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:21

>>116
*grabs the terrable!/tablecat kebabs/ that goes back to /g/ please! and browses /anus/ like an EXPERT ENTERPRICE PROGRAMMER* shalom

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:22

i like the mems in this place!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 7:23

`>implying this is a meme

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 13:05

*grabs foreskin*

but I don't have a foreskin!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 15:05

>>120
you are not a jew, r-right?

>>122
someone get them

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 15:13

123 GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 15:18

>>122
FAIL GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-25 15:50

check 'em dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-26 0:32

>>124
nice base 5 trips bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-26 12:13

>>124
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 15:21

[b]127 GET[/b]
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