Please stop the use of the *grabs dick* meme

As a girl programmer xD I cannot use this meme because I don't have a dick which I can grab. Please use only unisex memes from now on such as ``hax my anus''.

xD

>>77
There are probably four or five people who post here on a regular basis, and maybe two or three more who lurk. So, up to eight people. Girls make up far less than an eighth of real-life /prog/lodytes, so the chances that any participant or spectator has OVARIES is slim.

HOWEVER

There are a lot of transgender programmers, because programming is a gay activity and doing it a lot will turn you gay and submissive, which is only one step away (ie. a change of pronouns) from becoming a transmission. I could accept the idea that one or more trannies has taken up residence here, because that's about the same population distribution as on Freenode (about 1/4th are trans).