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Code off

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 13:59

Welcome to the first annual /prog/ Code off !

The language will be C.

Compeptitors include (in no particular order):

Mr. Ribs
Xarn
FV
Anonymous
W. T. Snacks

Rumor has it, that there may be a special guest appearance from either The Sussman or
Leah Culver.

What's the point of this, you ask?

It's to determine who is an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Marking criteria:

Optimization
Elegance

Bonus marks:
indentation

Good luck!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 2:49

UMH memesmith is tsundere for UMH.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 15:00

One hour left for the CHALLENGE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 16:02

It's too hard, I'm buckling under the pressure

Name: !Double-Shot-Of-Java 2009-08-05 16:26

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 16:28

>>204
More like, TROLL TOWER IYKWIM

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 16:29

>>204
The eyes don't render properly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 16:31

>>206
Java doesnt support 'render properly'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 17:22

>>207
U mena Haskal. At least Java can handle UNICODE>8.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 21:16

>>204
DSOJ WINS AGAIN!~

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 0:07

fffffffffffffffffff

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 11:55

SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!

Plus OP really needs to be tripcoded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 12:13

>>211
Repeating a statement as a mean of emphasis? You're from /b/, aren't you? Please go back there.

Name: Sagey MacSagerson 2009-08-06 18:53

>>212
moral crusading in my 4chan?
how about you get the fuck back to SA or where ever you came from
this is 4chan and you are the cancer that is killing it
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 18:59

>>213
the cancer that is killing it
You seem to be unfamiliar with the culture here. This isn't /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:08

How did all these morons end up in /prog/? My goodness.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:22

Can mods redo this thread some how so we can enjoy it for its true

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:24

>>216
No mod gives a shit about /prog/, do you not remember how long it took them to clean out all the lounge shit last year?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:27

>>217
Is correct.

>>214
Need to take the stick out of his ass

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:27

>>218
Why? I am not the stranger here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:31

Alas then you admit to having a stick up your ass. Unto the point of presuming to tell people how to act on the Internet?
How does that make you feel?
We're here to listen, but you have to open up first.
Tell me, when did you first start having these delusions about your importance to and in the world?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:32

>>220
Huh. You really talk like Mr. Void. You sure you're not him?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:34

Nope, not him but you may call me Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:40

>>220
>>222
Ill just call you douchebag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:50

Ah but you are Anonymous too. Seems when you point your finger at me there are three pointed back at you. That Mister Douchebag to you, Anon. And don't you forget it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 20:25

>>224
What are you, 11?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 1:39

>>225
FV is a 12-year-old girl who hasn't even written her own ANSI C compiler.  And doesn't understand that she's just as retarded no matter what name she uses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 2:10

>>226
lol...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 4:04

>>215
I think this particular wave of eternal september started when moot mentioned the 4chan add on in the global message.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 6:28

eternal september
back to /u/ please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 6:36

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 7:45

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:16

OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:20

``At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this.''
Lol, xkcd forams.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:26

>>231
SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:26

>>231
THIS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:26

>>231
SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 19:25

ITT: Elitists get all butthurt when the great unwashed show up to the party.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:47

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:59

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:30

Lain.

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