Code off

Welcome to the first annual /prog/ Code off !

The language will be C.

Compeptitors include (in no particular order):

Mr. Ribs
Xarn
FV
Anonymous
W. T. Snacks

Rumor has it, that there may be a special guest appearance from either The Sussman or
Leah Culver.

What's the point of this, you ask?

It's to determine who is an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Marking criteria:

Optimization
Elegance

Bonus marks:
indentation

Good luck!

Alas then you admit to having a stick up your ass. Unto the point of presuming to tell people how to act on the Internet?
How does that make you feel?
We're here to listen, but you have to open up first.
Tell me, when did you first start having these delusions about your importance to and in the world?