Code off

Welcome to the first annual /prog/ Code off !

The language will be C.

Compeptitors include (in no particular order):

Mr. Ribs
Xarn
FV
Anonymous
W. T. Snacks

Rumor has it, that there may be a special guest appearance from either The Sussman or
Leah Culver.

What's the point of this, you ask?

It's to determine who is an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Marking criteria:

Optimization
Elegance

Bonus marks:
indentation

Good luck!

SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!
SOMEONE PLEASE REDO THIS THREAD PROPERLY!

Plus OP really needs to be tripcoded.